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Eminem – 3 Verses Lyrics

A random lyric popped into my head, and i tested the facebook nation with it. NO ONE got the song, but a few people got the artist. It was Eminem/Slim Shady and the track is called 3 verses.

Its like 3 tracks in one, 3 different tempo’s and 3 different points in the track – all with different music, and the lyrics are very much old skool em – a bit twisted, violent and funny!

The lyric that came to my head was “Case closed end of discussion, im blowing up like spontaneous human combustion” and upoin searching for the lytrics to confirm i got the track right i noticed a lot of errors in EVERY SINGLE SITE that had the lyrics on.

So ive improved them a bit, but they are still not 100% – anyone feel free to tell me if i got anything wrong.

3 Verses lyrics

I’m the illest rapper to hold a cordless
Patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I’m meaner in action
Than Rosco beating James Tarteenyer
And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood
That I used as an excuse
And aint shit changed
But kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
You probably think that I’m a negative person don’t be so sure of it
I don’t promote violence I just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death
As I fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? Blow your brain out
I’m blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

It’s only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbulical cord
Warlord of rap that’ll with a two by four board
An’ smash into your Honda Accord
With a 4 door Ford
But a more toward droppin an accapella
The choppa fella
The mozarella
Worse than a hellacopta propella
Got you locked in the cella
With your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia
While I’m standin next to ya
Eating a 4 course meal watching you starve to death
With an IV in your veins
Feeding you liquid darvicet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance And driven
To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants
And given, A less than 20 percent chance Of living
Have a possible placement
It’s a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma’s little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream “I’M STILL ALIVE!”
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I’ve hired a arson
To set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment
I’m a liar to start shit
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight you need a crowbar to pry her apart wit

Mother fucker, slim shady, bitch, recognise

Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg
Smashed it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg wake up with the 40
Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D
Fuck an acid tab I’ll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
I’m blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombas
We blowin up your house killing your parents
and coming back to get your foster mommas
And I’m as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
Cause I aint making no more threats
I’m doing drivebys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I’m more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before sabbath
Walk the block with a labrador
Strapit more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Coming together like the eyebrow on Al B. Sure

Mother fucker………

6 replies on “Eminem – 3 Verses Lyrics”

Have to admit that the mention of Eminem aka Marshall Bruce Mathers III caught my eye as I have not checked your blog previously. As his father left his family unit when he was a child the tv age has been opportunity for money and mass media coverage which he has taken well, warding off the ruination with too much reporting and pressure gone through by different famous people. Recently I’ve become a top fan and can not get too much information or articles about Eminem’s appearances. Enjoyed his releases Marshall Mathers, The Eminem Show, although the contents sometimes are worrying. Dark overtones and not making for a happy planet.

Eminem is emphatically back. After a long time of terrible to average albums, my beloved recording artist of all time is at long last back. The second and fifth songs on the regular version of the LP are probably my favorite singles on there.

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