Category: My Past

I visited junction 27 last night, with a few friends. I parked up waiting for one of them to find us as there were a lot of cars racing about. I had to pull onto a kerb to avoid being pranged, and was forced to drive further up the kerb as there were people trying to get round me up a grass verge to my left. I pulled forward, and 2 more cars pulled up behind me, i didnt know who they were. They got out and walked off. So now i was on the kerb, and couldnt get off the way i got on becasue the exit was blocked. I to get off, i drove along the pavement a short distance, and dismounted the kerb where it went low for pedestrians. Then i saw blue flashing lights…

There were people doing 120, 130mph along that road. People drifting around roundabouts, and people driving extremley dangerously. And i got fined for driving along a kerb so i could get off it without ripping the bottom of my car to pieces. Is that justice is it? Is that an effective police presence? Maybe they should put fast police cars down there so they can actually catch the people who are endangering other peoples lives, instead of prying on easy (parked up, stationary) targets just to make their numbers up.

“Speeding, is one of the hardest crimes to prove without a speed gun – as its our word against theirs”
PC 5266 Holmes, Said this to me 15/10/06

So does that mean you just dont pull them? Oh, they are going faster then our car go’s so we’ll just leave them to it. What a fucking joke! Then he continued to say that they needed to show people that they were activly dishign out fines etc, wait a second.. So im a fucking guiniea pig now am i? A fucking example to others? You fucking tit-hat wearing loser.. Go get a real job, and some fucking friends whilst your at it..

Dont for one minute think im paying this, im gonna fight it until im fucking blue in the face. I have no problem with the 5-0 doin their job, as the world would probably be about 15% more fucked up than it already is.. but when they pry on people just for the easy option, it makes me sick.

I worked at blenheim park in nottingham this weekend, and whilst i was patrolling about, i found loads of cool mushrooms so i decided to eat them.. hahah not realy i took some cool photos of them instead 😆

I am starting to get really bored with the security work now, before it was a easy way to make a buck, now its becoming more of an inconvenience than anything. I have people who i want to spend time with at weekends, and its meaning i have to burn the candle at both ends, and like today – im so frickin tired its untrue. And all becasuse ive not had more then 5 hours sleep any night this weekend. Dont get me wrong, i have had such an amazing few nights this weekend, and i have spent time with people that i care a lot about – so it is all gravey.. im just totally bolloxed! Plus i’d like a bit of a weekend every now and then.

I started this blog post before i went for my lunch, and have just got back from filling up with petrol, and buying some food. Whilst i was driving home, i maybe broke a few speed limits, but from my observations of the cars around me on my journey home i was not the most iratic or dangerous driver around. Yet i pull up outside my house, and who pulls up behind me? An unmarked silver skoda fabia police car. He starts saying how i was driving without due care and attention, etc etc.. Pfft.. go catch a real criminal you fucking losers.. I am developing a real hate for the police right now, its almost like they have my plate on file and pull me at every given oppertunity!

I think its about time i changed my car, i know i say it all the time but im sick of being victimised for what i drive. And im sick of mother fuckers lookin at my car then smirking to themselves, “yes its a nail, yes it has a shopping list down the door, no i dont care what you think, go fuck yourself”

Plus, my delivery of socks has been signed for, but not by me. So i rang the company i got them from, and they are looking into it. I hate delivery drivers almost as muchas i hate the police right now. Fucking shitheads..

Today, i am a Failure. I have spent the entire morning setting up my bosses new shit hot pc, and migrating everything from his laptop to his pc. I used the windows files and setting transfer wizard, and to be fair its fucking excellent!

I left it chuggin along, whilst i installed all the updates to windows, and withint a few hours it was sorted. It had put the same background image on his desktop as per his laptop, and it had even setup the same screensaver! I was well impressed! Until… ERROR)(*_£”

It just seemed to die. So i rebooted, nothing. It wouldnt even get to the windows xp screen. It just kept giving an error, and telling me to press ctrl, alt delete. I tried that a few times, treid safe mode. Nothing. I took the hard drive out and put it in another pc as a slave to see if i could boot up, and check for errors and viruses. Nope, all it would do was get hot! Very Hot!!

So, a whole mornings work, down the potty. I feel such a faliure tho, cos my boss was really excited about his new pc and now he’s back to square one, and still using his shit old slow laptop.

Ah well, i9ve started configuring another one for him, and were sending the one thats fucked back to pc world. The god damm stinkin hippys! Im currently sat waiting for my boss to come back with a Genuine copy of office XP from pc world, i was having trouble activating the last one, so he said to avoid fucking about, he’d just buy one.

Im a bit annoyed to be fair, as i have a date tonight. Im going to the spa at center parks and having a relaxation night. I fucking need it too after today! I just want to sit down, and do nothing. I cant wait! I should of left by now tho to be fair, i wanted to be out of here by 4pm, but as ive broken my bosses pc, i had to do it all over again im still bloody here!

Im getting my adidas socks delivered tomorrow! Woo! So if any of you need any mens adidas socks, in grey black and white, 3 pairs in a pack, 1 pack for £5! Let me know! I have about 40 odd packs coming, so plenty for everyone! I will get the whole world wearing adidas!

I went to ilkeston to pick my memory card up from the Shitty Link depot last night, and after i found it i walked into their scabby reception and was greeted by Big Pun’s cousin, who sorted me out and told me to take a seat. They brought out a box that you could of fit 4 bags of sugar in, and inside it it contained a memory card the size of.. In fact i dont even know anything that small that i can compare it to! It was STUPIDLY overpackaged, but i guess it was better than it being broken or damaged in some way.

Anyway, i put the card in my phone and it said i could now take over 1300 photos, WOW! I never keep any on there tho, but it means i can put about 150 tracks on it, maybe more! Who needs an ipod!

Im other news, my heart is doing backflips right now. Im so confused right now, well, not confused, its hard to explain the feelings im feeling right now… Lets just say that hopefully they will be out my head by thursday night.

Ive just eaten a mcdonalds cheese burger, and im drinking a lardshake. Not good i know! But sooooo nice! Ive spoken to mark today too, and it looks like i am stopping on 3 days a week at mmx3 – at least until xmas. I guess all that means is i still got a regular wage coming into my bank account, but i will have more time to progress things with dave. As time has always been the key element thats been missing from our little projects. We have decided that Maxxd days are gonna be Thursday to Sunday, and MMX3 days are Monday to Wednesday. I might still have to do some security work at weekends, but not for too much longer i hope.

The weather has turned from random, to wet! For ages now every so often we had a nice blast of sun, or the odd random sunny patch. Now, it rains, rains and is rate windy. nab pointed out that we only seem to have 2 seasons in the UK. “Summer” and Winter. And summer is mearly a few weeks in between the very long winter that seems to haunt us all.

Oh well, if i get my head down for the rest of this year, the few weeks of summer we have will come round faster than you can say..

“Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoc”

This just in! Google and Tesco have officially taken over the world. Without anyone noticing, google and tesco have been quietly buying out every other business on the planet. This week internet giant Google, have purchased Youtube for $1.65Billion, beating Msn, Yahoo and News Corp to the table. Google now own 99% of all internet related businesses, whilst Tesco continue to dominate 90% of all off-line businesses.

Tesco have reported that their profits are reaching $2.21Billion, annually. And they turnover roughly £70 a second, And this figure continues to grow as they dominate more of our world. Tesco now control all petrol, all supermarkets, all schools, all restaurants etc etc etc. We haven’t seen it happening but the takeover is now nearly complete. Fast food giant’s McDonalds today announced;

“We just had to sell our business to Tesco, we tried to compete but after they had bought BK, KFC, subway and slashed the prices, we just couldn’t make a profit”

Google today announced that they are now looking to buy Tesco, so that they not only control al the internet, but they also control everything off the internet. Googles chief spokesman had this to say;

“We do not want to take over the world; we just want to control it. We believe that everybody should be watched over and have their files and personal things searched through, to ensure the security of our great nations. Our recent internet takeover is just the start. The internet will be renamed to the Googlenet, and all other search engines will be shut down and diverted to google. The futures bright, the future belongs to us.”

He then left in a Jetcar and flew to the Bahamas.

Is this the end for the internet?

Is this the end of the world?

Could me and ste possibly of been discussing a more far out topic earlier on today?

No, I think not 😆