When we went down clumber with the pack i noticed my mummydog liked big massive sticks, so i thought i best try playing with one too! It was loads of fun! Dad even chucked it for me a few times!
I have started to chase tennis balls too, but sticks will always be my favorite!
We went o see robin hood the other day in sherwood forest. Im afraid we didnt find him, but while we were there dad took a nice photo of us all.
So here is my family!
I understand that not everybody has the same point of view as me on nature, and the great outdoors. I would be so happy living on some beach or up some mountain miles away from anyone (as long as i had the internet somehow hee hee) with just my girlfriend and my poochie to talk to. To me, that is the perfect existence.
Since gettin bonnie i have done lots of walking and both me and gem have both started appreciating the outdoors even more. We walk her in the mornings around this huge field thing right next to our house. There is a big bit of overgrown grassland, a old road that go’s right round the back and if you walk up that a fair bit you can cut across to this HUGE sand field. Its a really good walk for her (and me) in the mornings as there is lots of room to throw sticks into the grass and on the sand bit. Bonnie loves it!
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Our first beef with this walking area, was the dog shit. My latest beef, is with the bellamy road scumbags who see no harm in dumping their shit along the road at the back of the wasteland. There is a lot of rubbish around anyway, as i dont think the land is looked after by anyone, but we went out the other morning and there was two HUGE piles of shit. Carpets, bags full of polystirene, old fencing, boxes.. Even some old plant pot type things! You name it, it was there.
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And we were out this morning, and someone had burnt out a (probably stolen) mini motorcross bike. The wheels were in fine condition, and to be honest the engine didnt look bad, but all the plastics were melted so it would of been impossible to fix. It was just lying burnt out in the middle of the track. Why?
Why steal it in the first place?
Why burn it out?
Why blatantly litter a lovely little trail that MANY people walk dogs along?
Why why why??!?!
Its times like these i wish i had patience, cos id sit there for days and days waiting for the little bastards to come back then set them on fire and leave them to burn in the middle of the road – see how they like it!
When i have a jeep, or when the pickup is working, im gonna go down the track and tidy it up i think. There are lots of bricks and stuff im gonna steal and build a BBQ in the back garden, and the rest of the stuff i will take to the tip.
Then i think im gonna do some flyers, and post them in every door in this area so that people know i have cleaned it up, and that im watching the fuckers and if i see anyone flytipping ill ring the police after shooting them from my bedroom window!
One day these inconsiderate fuckheads will learn and witness my wrath!
We have had a dog now for about 3 months, and we both love every minute of it. I love going out for walkies, i love playing with bonnie and her toys and i love snuggling up on the settee with both of my angels.
What i dont fucking love, is mother fucking pieces of shit dog owners that cant handle their dogs, dont know how to discipline them and DONT CLEAN THEIR SHIT UP!
I dont want to walk my dog and have to CONSTANTLY tell her to leave huge steaming piles of shit left by the dog in front. We always clean bonnies poo up, i remember a lad in my school got BLINDED because someone kicked some dog shit up into his face. I get so fucking angry. Its so ignorant and disrespectful to other dog owners, as if someone has a new puppy and its on its first walk it can still get ill from other dogs poop.
I wish i had some kind of power over people, as if i saw them not cleaning their dog shit up i would pick the fucker up myself and throw it at them!
I know its not the nicest stuff in the world, and it stinks like.. well, like shit! But it takes 3 seconds to pick it up, and if you pick it up in a bag your hands dont smell and once tied you can no longer smell it. If its left, and kicked up in some kids face, they are blinded for LIFE.
Stop being ignorant fuckers, and CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT!
Another thing that fucking winds me up is people who’s dogs are uncontrollable. I was out with bonnie, as we do every morning, and we went round the corner onto the field next to my house, and there were two black labs there off the lead. One was old, and one was a lot younger. The younger one was a BIG dog though. Of course, he saw my pretty bonnie chops, and LAUNCHED himself at her. The fucking dozy BINT who owned the black lab was all like “Oh im sorry, hes always like this!” – Is that supposed to make up for the fact he TERRORISED my dog? Does your lame stupid fuckeyed comment make up for the fact your dogs a twat and needs discipline?
Twats like her shouldn’t be allowed dog’s. And its not cos shes a woman, cos the family at the bottom of our road have a lab called max, and he’s a big fucker, but even if the lady is out by herself she is still able to control him perfectly.. Ok so he gets a bit excited when he see’s bonnie but he doesnt chase her and make her scared.
I think all dog owners should have to go and do a doggy driving test, and if they cant control their dogs under certain situations then the dogs should be taken off them or be made to wear a muzzle at all times.
I know dogs play and shit by fighting, but you can tell when its nice fighting and not-nice fighting!
/end rant