Author: Olly

  • Free Motorcycle Helmet Vector AI Illustrator

    Adobe Illustrator is something that i haven’t really played around with too much, but whenever i do any logo work or anything like that i always try to use it if i can achieve what i want with my limited knowledge of its features.

    During a recent project i needed a outline drawing of a motorcycle helmet, and after looking for a while i decided it would probably be better to draw one. So i played around with a few things and ended up with this very basic outline drawing (side view) of a motorcycle helmet.

    The internet has taught me pretty much everything i know, and that includes what i know about illustrator – most of the things i have learnt have been thanks to free templates and vector images i have downloaded and been able to play around with, so i figured I’d stick this here as it may help someone else 🙂

    Just click here or click on the image to download for free!

  • PS – Your vagina’s in the sink

    A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a virgin, but she’s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.”

    So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:

    “Dearest, I’m sorry, but I’ve thought things over and I just don’t think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it, and we just weren’t meant to be. P.S. — Your vagina is in the sink.”

    For those that don’t know, its the dirty joke on Family Guy that makes Peter crap himself every time he hears the punch line.

    Hahaha.

  • Living in Chesterfield

    Yes – that’s not a misprint, I am now a resident of CHESTERFIELD!

    Gem and I have been looking for a new house for a while as she had to travel far to work every day, and all her mates were so far away so she couldn’t easily (and quickly) go and visit them – my friends all have cars so its not as much of an issue 🙂

    Anyway, we drove about one day looking down random roads and when we got home we used the awesome “Draw-a-Search” feature on Rightmove, and BLAM, a house cropped up that we instantly fell in love with!

    Its a little two bedroomed cottage in a little village called Scarcliffe, just outside Bolsover.

    We went to view it on the Monday, had the application in for the Wednesday, and picked up the keys the following Monday!

    The only thing left to do was pack up our entire life into boxes, and shift then 20ish miles out of Mansfield! Let me tell you – its not something I’d want to do often, what a headache!

    That said, the move went quite well, and just over a week later we are 100% moved! We just need to fully unpack the boxes that are scattered about, and decide what furniture we are keeping and what we are selling.

    The things that totally sold the house to me were the following;

    1. Its absolutely beautiful
    2. Its exactly half way between both mine and gem’s work
    3. And it has a GARAGE!

    Check out this badboy;

    I’m so excited, within a few days ive filled it with my crap and then started sorted though it so its nice and organised – it makes you realise how much stuff you’ve got when its all in one place!

    There will be lots of pics and updates to my blog now as there are so many amazing new this to photograph..

    Oh – and before i forget, we are now going to be advertising “web design chesterfield” as we can now serve that area better as i live a stones throw away 🙂

    Good times!

  • I F’kin LoveFilm!

    For years and years I have borrowed films off friends or occasionally visited the cinema to enjoy them – but as my love for films grows, as does my respect for the actors, directors and people who work on these awesome movies, so I decided to join LoveFilm.

    You see the adverts on TV all the time, there are occasionally people selling memberships to the public in the town centre – but for years and years i ignored them. I finally signed up a few months ago, and so far i have to say – I absolutely love it!

    The first thing i did was look through newly added films, and checked out the quality of the free-to-stream movies they have on there. I was a little disappointed that there seemed to be a lack of new-new films, LoveFilm seems to be a little bit behind other companies in regards that – but then i had a brain fart, and ive not looked back since.

    It became clear to me that I was never gonna get the most from it if i was simpyl waiting for the latest and greatest films to be released, so i started thinking of films from my childhood that i loved – searched for the, and added them to my rental queue!

    Since doing that we’ve had a different movie on our door every couple of days, and We’ve watched everything from Drop Dead Fred, right through to Leon (one of my faves) and everything in-between.

    We have also watched a load of films online that we would never normally have rented or watched, some turned out to be REALLY good films, some of which i will be reviewing in an attempt at getting more people to watch them.

    Those films include Dead Man Running, Rampage, Wonderland, P2 and the Secretary – all very different, but all very good – it makes me wonder how some of these films don’t make it to cinema!

    Anyway, If you really Love Film, then join LoveFilm and start exploring the thousands and thousands of films you wont have ever seen – guaranteed!