Author: Olly

  • The Hoaxer!

    Random Danny The Hoaxer

    Here we have, bean – AKA Random danny, in a rather dodgy photograph. Note the ginger porn tash, and lack of trousers. he is mostly found outside pre-schools, flashing school children – or ringing people up at 3:00am, pretending to be the police. I aint gonan moan, cos to be fair i fell for it hook line and sinker, but i will say this danny..

    You didnt want a war, but youve got one 😉 Dont expect to have a good nights sleep for a bit! Muhahaha!

    I was late for work again today, i dont know whats wrong with me. I just cant get enough sleep, no matter what time i go to bed or what i eat etc. I have started smoking again, not as much as before, but more than id like. And im starting to notice a few problems with my circulation. When i wake up in a morning, my leg or arm or hand will be numb, and it will take ages to get normal again. I said id stop when it started affecting my health.. I think its about that time.

    Im moving my caddy to masons house i recon, whcih is 5 mins away from where i live now. And hopefully they will both help me with it, meaning my evenings wont be spent being a bum at my house – but actually up at masons doing work on’t caddy. There isnt a shit load to do on it to be honest, not that we can do anyway.. Its mainly bits and bobs.. And possible a engine swap. We’ll have to see.

    I have outstanding work to do today, and i have lots of personal things i need to do too, so im gonna try and not go on maxxd much, or any other site i run or go on. Its a distraction i could do without!

    Oh, and maddsy has gone off to the hospital to see stevie who is having Mini Maddox Number 3. Good luck guys! I hope there are no complications, and i hope your new baby boy is as mad as the first one!

    Ola!

  • Hit and Run

    Ok, it was 3:15am, and my phone rang – waking me up. I answered and a confident voice on the other end told me how he was from the police, and that my car had been in a hit-and-run incident, in the nottingham area. He continued, and read out my number plate to me, incorrectly – i remember him reading the 9 as a G. Anyway, at 3:15am you dont think about that shit, so i was listeneing and replying with the occasional “Err, ok” he then asked me if i could get down to the police station for further questioning. At the time i presumed my car had been stolen, as i had personally not been anywhere near notts in my car for weeks. So i said that to him, and he claimed that a officer would be with me in the next 10 minutes to take me for further questioning. I was to have my licence, and insurance details with me. So i got up, got dressed and went down stairs.

    By this time i was quite awake, and started thinking about what had just happened. i couldnt remember him saying his name, or what station he was from. And he read my number plate out incorrectly. Warning lights started to come on, so i took the wheelie bin out, and waited down stairs for 5 minutes. After that i thought screw this, and went back to bed. I have got up this morning, and im quite concerned about it to be honest. So i rang and reported it to the police, and got a incident number. I have also spoken to O2, and based on the circumstances, they are going to provide me with the number from which the person called – as it was withheld.

    The only reason im concerned is because they got my address out of me. I dont care what they think they can bring to me, but bringing shit to my house is another story. Luckily we have fittted a big fuck of bolt and padlock onto the back gate, and twinned with the alarm, dead locked front door and double glazing means were pretty secure. Still means some jelous or childish fool has taken the time, to ring me after making up a rather convincing story, to blag information about me, off me. The police said that if it was a direct threat, then they would of come round when they said they were coming, and that i was to not worry. It would be a different fucking story if he’d of got the phone call himself. The fact that someone took so much time, over something like that, worries me. But not too much 😉

    At the end of the day, the cops told me to ring them back if i was successfull in getting the phone numebr off of O2, and that they would pursue it for me. Claiming to be a police officer, when your not, appears to be a raw nerve with them. in fact, they insisted that i call back if i was successfull in gettin the number. Id love to see the persons face when the police actually ring them and ask them to come down to the station. haha, payback bitch!

    Oh, the copper did run my number plate through the system, and it didnt bring anything up. So either its been recorded incorrectly, or it was a hoax. Either way ill find out thursday. I have ONE idea as to who it is.. Its the only person i can think of who doesnt know where i live, and would benefit from knowing. If it is you, then im gona come down on you like a ton of fucking bricks. Ive wanted an excuse for smashing you the fuck up, and it looks like you just gave me one. Prick.

    Roll on thurday.

  • Censoring the world

    Ok, first off, i worked 12 hours on saturday and 12 hours on sunday at J24, barrier. I have put that for my reference so that when i look back to see when ive worked, i dont have to trawl thru the whole post.

    Now to the point in hand. I have had two messages off two friends today, one is from hairstraightner boy, and one was (indirectly) from Fi. H.S.B has removed his blog completley, and fi has (again) moved her blog. I guess the reasons for a blog is not to entertain (although i personally like to inject a bit of humor now and then into my blog entries) – it is an online diary that people, friends and randoms happen to read. I guess for some people, it really is something that they only write for their benefit, and really dont like other people reading it. But at the same time when something plays on your mind and you feel you cant talk to anyone about it, your blog is a way out, a way to talk to “someone” about it, and then indirectly have your friends and randoms comment on it, sometimes telling you exactly what you need to hear.

    Unfortunatly, like all aspects of most parts of our lives, there are people out there who like fucking things up. I know fi had some trouble with a complete tosser who kept posting shit comments and being a total cunt on her blog, which (i think) is probably one of the reasons shes moved it. On my about page, ive put that if someone is offended by the things i write about them, then tough shit, and that they shouldnt of pissed me off in the first place. I think more people should bear that in mind when blogging. If every time i blogged something i got on my high horse and started abusing people for no reason, then i deserve any retaliation the abused parties may want to throw my way, but simply recording an incident thats already happened, or commenting on someones attitude towards something etc, then its tough shit. If they didnt want things writing about them on the internet for all the millions of people to read, then they should, Stop. Being. A. Cunt.

    I dont know why HSB has stopped blogging, but what usually happens is new girlfriends find out they have been mentioned in a blog, even if its only nice things that have been said, and freak out. I know my ex used to hate being mentioned in it, but its something that anyone i know has to understand. Sooner or later, you will end up being mentioned on here. And if you dont like that factor, then you best not give me reason to blog ya 😉 There is one person i dont talk about on my blog actually, but hopefully that wont be for too much longer.

    In conclusion, fuck them all. Dont censor jack shit – join the hardcore blogger revolution!

    My weekend has been a tiring one. I had to be at work both saturday and sunday down at Junction 24 on what is called the barrier. I had to sit in a portacabin, for 12 hours, staring at a gate that no one ever comes through. yes thats right, no patrolling, no checks, just staring at a gate. Bullshit! So, ive had a bit of a movie marathon. During my 24 hours there, i watched;

    The longest Yard
    Over the Hedge
    Twin Dragons
    Kill Bill 1 & 2
    New Police Story
    Shinobi
    The Dudesons
    Silent Hill
    The Hills Have Eyes
    The Sentinal
    Scary Movie 4

    I think there are more, but its early monday morning and i cant even think properly yet. I have to say out of them all i enjoyed the New Police Story (or “San ging chaat goo si” as its known in china/hong kong) the most. Its got Jackie chan in, and is a subtitled film about some crazy kids who go round killing coppers, and there is a deep and badly translated storyline that is kinda easy to follow – they need to work on those subtitles tho, haha they were making me piss myself. its a nice change to see jackie doing something in his native language – it means he can concentrate on portraying the charector properly and fighting ret well, instead of thinking what he has to say. Its deffo worth a watch if you like fighting films, and action.

    Also, the dudesons is absolutley hilarious. jackass? Dirty Sanchez? Pfft.. Move over! The DUDESONS are THE kings of crazyness! I cant even begin to tell you the crazy shit they do – ok i will.. One scene they tip toe into a room where one of them is sleeping, pour lighter fluid on him, everywhere, and then light his ass on fire. Hes on fire for a few minutes and didnt wake up cos it was only his blanket was on fire. They then poured more lighter fluid on him and he woke up when the flames doubled. he threw the blanket on the floor, and about burnt the house down (they actally do burn their house down by mistake later on) The guy who was on fire then starts throwing TV’s and monitors at them in  a fit of rage, so they run off and lock the door to the room the fire dude was sleeping in.. He then takes a chainsaw, cuts the door open and chases them down the street. Its fucking briliant, and very, very stupid. Download Buy it, Now!

    I enjoyed watching them all to be fair, and i guess gettin paid to watch them aint that much of a raw deal. It still sucked to have wasted all my weekend working tho. It wont be forever thenk god.

    Dave is starting at the office today. Im not sure which company hes working for today, as we have a few who want our expertise in Sales, Marketing and Design. Lets hope dave works on Maxxd stuff today, and lets hope it go’s well!

    Im running out if things to type, so im outa here.

    Peace out brothers and sisters.

  • Days off, and mars drinks..

    People that know me, know that i have a few addictions. One is adidas sneakers, one is smoking and one is mars drinks. I love them. I cannot get enough of the liquid mars bar drink! Cos they taste so much like the bars its untrue.. Any other chocolate milk drink (and trust me, ive tried them all) is not even anywhere near the standard of these. Them cadburys ones are lush, so are the galaxy ones.. But NOTHING beats a mars drink. If you have never had one, go get one.. NOW!

    Tomorrow, i have the day off. Im really looking forward to it actually, a nice lie in, a lazy day, and i get to mow our lawn as its gettin a bit too long. I saw my dad in asda at lunch time, and he’s gonna come round tomorrow with his lawn mower. Rock on!

    Things are still going great, piece by piece things are falling into place, and hopefully soon the puzzle will be complete. If you’d of asked me what i thought id be doing and where id be living now, 6 months ago, id of probably wouldnt of expected any of my life to of changed, never mind all of it!

    Im just gettin a bit bummed about my cars. I want to sell my clio but i really need a car now due to living further away from work. And i really wanna sort my caddy out, but now im further away from it, so it looks like im gonna end up gettin someone else to do ALL the bodywork, as i was gonna prep a lot of it myself. At this stage i dont care if it will end up costing me £2000 to get my caddy to the stage i want it at. Im just sick of it rotting away in my garage. ive had the thing since i was 18, and hardly ever used it.

    Im fucking glad i have got tomorrow off to be honest, because i dont think i could get away with doing as little as i have done this week so far, for antoher day. I bet you could of crammed all the work ive done this week, into one morning. Seriously. Its been stupidly slow.

    Gonna have a chilled ngiht tonight i think. I mgiht pop and see dave, then borrow another DVD off tony. Or i mgiht watch teh business again, as its a ret good film and ive seen most of my others 4 million times – so watching that one again is no biggy.

    Off now for a few more hours of making myself look busy. Ho hum!