Author: Olly

  • A Walter Smith from the Benin Republic

    Some of the not so nerdy people i know, that dont spend all their lives on the internet like me, laughed at the originality of the George character on channel 4’s recent program FoneJacker. But this character bears a resemblance to the format of some spam emails that many internet users have experienced for years.

    I must receive at least one a month, from some loser in some deprived country trying to claim that $400,000,000 USD has somehow been forgotten about and they require someone to “Take your bank account details” so they can transfer the monies. And every time i receive one of these emails i reply in the hope that one will reply and i can have a little fun with them.

    Well, one replied!!

    The original email was from Chief K .K Edward with the email address k.k.edward02@zipmail.com.br – but he told me to reply to someone called A Walter Smith, from the Benin Republic with the email address a_walter_smith2000@yahoo.com

    Click Read More, for the emails that were sent and received. I have written a little exert before each one to highlight my intentions. It starts with the first email i got from the Chief hahaha πŸ™‚

    (more…)

  • Losing Faith In AuctionAds

    You have probably noticed that i have the odd ad on my blog, and on any of my personal sites such as my adidas superstar forum.

    I toyed with a few ideas, but settled on using AuctionAds as the content was more interesting than plain text that you get with adsense. It was also quite cool to have bargain adidas superstars linked in my ads on a site that is all ABOUT adidas superstars..

    My first beef with AA was when they seemed to stop recording the clicks and page impression’s so that when i went in and did a report- it said 0 where it should of said how ever many thousand page impressions.

    I contacted them about it, and they responded (quite rudely) and said that although THEIR system wasn’t recording it, eBays was or something, and that i would still be paid.

    True to their word i did get something from the time it wasn’t recording, but its wasn’t very consistent and something didn’t seem right – this was the start of me losing faith.

    I then did a yearly report, and cross referenced it with my paypal account, i was paid on the 1st of September and it was like $12 – not a lot but it helps. I then had not been paid since, and it was November.

    I contacted them again, after reading their FAQ’s on their site, which had stated that advertisers would be paid on the 1st of every month. Hmm, so where has my money been going? I double checked my auction ads reports, and the money had not been going anywhere incorrectly, it had simply NOT been paid to me AT ALL! The staff member again quite rudely and bluntly said that i would be paid after had reached the $50 threshold. I questioned why i had been paid $12 on the 1st of September – he informed me of a policy change – and yet their own site still had not been updated to reflect these changes.

    This was when i started to realise that these people were having problems, probably money problems.. So i got worried, but stuck with it until i had reached $50 so that i could get what i was owed.

    Half way thru November, the $50 benchmark was reached and i again contacted them and asked when i would be paid. I had to ARGUE with the guy saying i HAD passed the $50 benchmark – and at one point even sent him a report from THEIR OWN WEBSITE proving that i had indeed passed the threshold.

    Then he informed me, that not only did i have to pass$50, i also had to wait till the 1st of December. Even though when i had asked the chap who told me the policy had changed – he told me ALL I HAD TO DO was pass the $50. So what, your own staff don’t know what the score is? How am i supposed to know?

    But AGAIN, i left it.. And waited till the 1st to get my $50, so i could pay my ebay bill and list some items i need to sell BADLY.

    It is now the 4th of December – and guess what! I STILL HAVE NOT BEEN PAID!

    I contacted them last night having a bit of a moan, and was told i would be paid within the hour – that was at least 12 hours ago.

    I am trying to hold back going nuts to them, as they owe me MONEY. But as soon as i have what i have earn’t i will remove ALL auction ads off all my sites and look for something else.

    If you are reading this and are thinking about using AuctionAds – DO NOT BOTHER! Yes the ads are cool, and the theory behind it is MINT – But you will spend all your life waiting to get paid, and there are better solutions out there.

    ShoppingAds is their site too, so i would steer CLEAR away from them.

    If auctionads are reading this, then as per my email – you need to start looking after your advertisers as sooner or later more and more people will blog about you and cause your company to shut down.

    Sort it out AA!

  • Even tesco petrol prices suck

    I have always been fairly patient with things like petrol prices, and the last year even more so as i haven’t really had a car that i have had to put petrol in. Ok, so put the odd tenner in Gems Polo now and then if im using it – but ive not given the price of petrol much thought for ages.

    Then i noticed that tesco at oak tree in mansfield had their unleaded prices set at 100.9 a litre.Β  WHAT! Now id expect to pay that much on the motorway, or doon south where everything is more expensive.. But for fucks sake! This is mansfield! Petrol is always cheap round here!

    Then 5 days later i am at tesco again – and they have put the prices up AGAIN! I was lost for words!

    Tesco petrol price increase twice in a week

    I had to take a photo, and post it somewhere – i was genuinely SHOCKED when i saw it. Down at sainsburys near the cinema (the last time i checked) their petrol was JUST underΒ£1 a litre – it was at 99.8 or something. Now i know we are talking pence here, an its not mega bucks – but its just heartbreaking to watch the money thing spinning round faster than the one that shows you how much petrol you’ve put in on the pumps..

    With increasing petrol prices, huge fines for all aspects of motoring, speeding tickets, parking fines… It makes me wonder what they will do next to try and con more money out of the hard working motorists of the UK.

  • My First Sleepover

    I have had the most fun this weekend! Here is why..

    My mum and dad had planned a night where their human friends were coming round to play way before i came to the house, so i was going to stay with my grandma lorrain and her two crazy ginger doggys. I was looking forward to seeing them, but i was sad as my daddy was going out in the morning and i wasnt gonna see him till sunday – plus after mum dropped me off i wouldnt see her till sunday either! πŸ™ So we all had lots of cuddles and kisses in the morning before dad went out.

    bonnie-playing-on-dads-bed.jpgbonnie-puppy-dog-eyes.jpgbonnie-watching-me-or-the-d.jpg

    Dad went off with uncle scott, and mum took me to grandma’s house for my very first ever sleepover!!

    We went out in the car again, but mum put my cage in this time so that i was safe in the car and didnt make mummy crash! I fell asleep but mum waked me up when we got to grandma’s and this is where the fun started!

    bonnie-sleepover4.jpg bonnie-sleepover5.jpgbonnie-sleepover1.jpg

    I got to play with my two new ginger friends, one of them (the older doggy Ruby) usually doesnt like playing but she played with me lots as i think im betterer than other doggys πŸ™‚ Keira played with me too but she is scared of me cos im the boss! And she knows it!

    I also got to play with my uncle oliver who is mum’s little brother and he has lots of toys i like to steal – one of them is a strange metal worm thingy – it was fun to watch it fall down the stairs! Oh, and i played with aunty Zoe and grandad Drew – i like grandad drew he is warm and i liked to fall asleep behind him when he was sat down on the settee.

    I had fun and although i missed my mummy and daddy – i slept most of the morning cos them ginger doggys had worn me out! Then, when I opened my eyes once my daddy was there! I was very excited and he said he had missed me lots and lots and lots. he kept cuddling and kissing me in front of my new mates it was VERY embarrassing! I had to leave then and go back in the car with daddy. I had fun but i was ready for hometime cos them dogs wore me out so much!

    We got in and mummy was there so i had lots more cuddles and kisses then too! Some of my mums friends had stopped over, they were called aunty leggy and uncle wrighty.. They bought me a new toy its called a Badgerbearspider as it doesnt know what it is! haha

    THEN the best thing EVER happened!! MY BROTHER CAME ROUND TO PLAY!! Oh i had missed him so much! But he had forgotten who the boss was so we had some play fights until he remembered! he knows now though πŸ˜‰

    bonnie-and-oakley.jpgbonnie-and-oakley2.jpgbonnie-hsb1.jpg

    So i had the most busiest weekend ever! Played with 4 different doggys and went in the car lots! I can’t wait until im a bit older as then im allowed out for walkies and i can go for big walks with my mummydog, and all my bro’s and sisters πŸ™‚

    I go back to the nasty vet man the day before my daddys birthday but they say im not allowed out for a few more days after that!

    Got to go, dad has to do some work now!

    Until next time!

    Bonnie xx