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I spotted this when i was looking for my superstar site on google. I was quite chuffed for it to of made some random guys website 🙂

Was on page 1!

Cool!

I have a general love for good rap music, not so much of this crap that is released now, but some of the older stuff that was released a few years ago. Im talking the Wu-Tang Clan, Redman, DMX, Cypress Hill.. etc etc.. Red and Meth when they get together too, they flow off each other so well. If you’ve seen the redman cribs, you’ll know that he aint like other rappers 🙂 either that or he’s a fantastic marketing professional! 😉

Anyway, i blogged the end part from the Wu-Tang track Gravel Pit as it was cool, and it was hard to find so i thought id blog it to keep it in existence. I was listening to another similar track, this one is by Meth and its a self titled track. Here’s the beginning, which i have always laughed at, and seem to remember it being used on a rave track back in the nineties? If anyone knows, then comment 🙂

“Method Man”
[Intro Part One: Method Man (album version)]

Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
Torture nigga what?
What?
I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost,
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit,
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour,
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like, Tssssssss.
Yeah, I’ll fuckin, Yeah I’ll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser,
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser,
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat,
Ooooohhhh,
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!
I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth,
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick,
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker,
I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin, sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you,
an’ feedin you, an’ feedin you, an’ feedin you….

For someone who has never heard the track, they’ll probably think im psychotic. Haha.. You have to listen to Meth and the other guy to find it funny.. Hah 🙂

Ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you.. The smallest hobbit-like wotsit in the world.

The bigger one is a normal sized wotsit, and not only was he found to be picking on the smaller dude, he was also found to be using anaboloc steroids, for which he was removed from his packet and eaten.

The Hobbit wotsit was later found to of committed suicide and, was subsequently eaten as well.

On Saturday, many of us got together to celebrate the Marriage of Helen and Phil.  I have known them both for many years, and i was not about to miss their most special day!

I arrived with Gemma and HSB, and there were already many people there as they had all been to the actual wedding in the daytime.

Im not gonna go into too much detail about what happened, or who did what. I just wanted to blog about the awesome atmosphere there was. Everyone was getting along, and everyone was speaking to each other.

Recently there has been quite a few disturbances in the force, many people falling out, and its just generally been shit. But for this one night, probably so as not to ruin the newly wed’s occasion, everyone got on fine. Everyone was talking to everyone. And it was awesome 🙂

It upset me a bit if im honest, as surely everyone can get along all the time?

Isnt life too short for petty arguments?

I guess people will do what they want, and will like and dislike who they want.

I just wish that people would play nice and get along all the time. I know that there will always be the little sub groups, but when all together like at the wedding, or at a show, it doesn’t hurt to say hello to that person that your not really all that fond of. It doenst hurt to make the effort,and show everyone that your a lot more grown up than everyone perceeves you to be.

NB – this is not directly aimed at ANYONE. Its just a general observation of a situation that occurred.

If anyone who has beef with another maxxd member reads this, then just reassess the situation please. What do you have to gain from being stubbern and holding this grudge? Can you even rmember what started the disruption?

Please, end the war. Lets be friends.