Category: Scams

  • The Maxwells Fund – SCAM Email using Richard and Angela Maxwell Lottery Winners

    This was actually stuck in a mail queue on one of our servers – It’s essentially an advance fee scam just like the normal “Send me your bank detail…” emails that we all get bombarded with.

    However, this one has had a degree of common sense applied to it and will probably trick far more people that the normal “angle” used for these kind of scams. Let’s get into it…

    Date:
    Sun, 07 Jun 2015 14:22:25 +0300
    From:
    "The Maxwells Fund" <r.maxwell67@gmail.com>
    To:
    You <r.maxwell67@gmail.com>
    Subject:
    A Congratulatory Letter From Lincolnshire EuroMillions Jackpot Winners

    Ok, so straight away we see GMAIL – not the normal email platform used by scammers. We also see “Lincolnshire” which is just down the road, and then “EuroMillions”  which is actually what the lottery is called here, meaning we have a few pointers here that would, before I even opened the email, potentially win my trust over.

    Dear Award Recipient,

    This email correspondence is from Richard & Angela Maxwell. We are both 67, from Coningsby in Lincolnshire and one of Britain’s biggest ever National Lottery winners of £53million EuroMillions jackpot.

    This all adds up. Names, locations and amount of winnings. Google it!

    Your email is among the email addresses that have been selected by a Yahoo! powered email newsletter software operated by British freelance tech experts upon our request to benefit from our ongoing email donation project, part of programmes to mark our massive EuroMillions win. My wife and I have decided to donate £31 Million Pounds each to the already selected eight(8) email address owners, claimable by the original registrant/owner of the selected email. Find more information about our win below;

    https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/life-changing/winner-euromillions-maxwell

    This part if fairly sketchy. The bit about “British freelance tech experts” is a bit lame. Also, “Yahoo! powered email newsletter software” what the deuce does that mean?!

    However, the Maxwells are lovely people, HAVE given some of the money to charitable causes and do come across as the kind of people that would do this kind of thing for real. These scammers have really picked a good subject to base their scam on!

    Please send Name, Address, & Tel for payment processing by our bank. We look forward to your reply.

    Richard & Angela Maxwell.

    Fishing for info, but not the important stuff yet. No doubt there will be an application fee, or they would claim you need to pay the tax on it first or something.

    This wasnt my email but I faked that It had come to me so I can reply… I’ll post my findings 🙂

  • Simon Macbeth Followup – Round 2!

    –> Meet Simon Macbeth 🙂 <–

    I get a fair few emails relating to scams and scammers (I do invite them though so this isnt a complaint) and quite recently i’ve once again been receiving a fair few Simon Macbeth related emails, comments and activity.

    The “Simon Macbeth Exposed” website had once again been taken down.

    I sent some emails out, and It turns out that the lowlife has had Dan remove the website once again cos our mate Simon doesn’t like people knowing the truth about him. How would he carry on making money by stealing it from hard working people if his cover is blown?

    I have also been forwarded an email from another upset customer of his pikey “1-to-1 web design” company, their relationship had broken down and one of the forwarded messages contained the FTP and email setup information –  he had created the main FTP password to be (and lets pretend the company is called Jims Baloons) JimsBaloonsAreCrap – Really? How old are you, Simon?

    This poor company have also had £100’s taken from their bank for no apparent reason – and like with almost every other nasty situation relating to this assclown, he had some clause or contract small print to throw back in their faces and “legally” justify his actions. I know we should always ensure we read contracts before signing them but then there is also a responsibility on the person creating the contract and also the person making it official, to ensure that its fair and cannot be easily exploited.

    As with many conflicts in life, we have the benefit in that we have strength in numbers. He is just one ma… err.. pers…. errr… he is just one “thing”. If you are a victim of Simon Macbeth from Leeds or you are a disgruntled/angry customer of 1 to 1 Web Design in Leeds then please post your feelings and experiences in the comments below and help us dominate Google to hopefully keep other people safe.

    Ooooo he’s not gonna like this…

    simon-macbeth-1-to-1-web-design-scammer

    Pfftt haha 🙂

    –> Meet Simon Macbeth 🙂 <–

  • BARR. CHUKWU – SCAM – chukwuikenga@ email SCAM – Round 2!

    Ok… so my last post about this I finished by saying that I had simply emailed a vague reply – they did get back to me but they just forwarded the same email they had sent before… So…. I just filled out the form with some fake info and awaited a reply… They didn’t take long to get back to me once again!

    from: CBN CBN <cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf>
    reply-to: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf

    C.B.NLASCO . COMPANY

    CBN LASCO FINANCE Tower,
    Plot 785, Herbert Macaulay Way
    Central Business District
    Plot 1A Alhaji bello St. Ikeja
    Lagos-Nigeria)
    Email:cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf Reg: No, 5362888910

    INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE SECURITY COMPANY

    Attention: Mr. Moonbean

    Hehe.. 🙂 thats obviously not my name!

    See attachment for copy of official documents, The two documents is your copies, and you must keep it very confidential to avoid criminal activities, any third party lay hand or set eyes on this two documents can automatically lay claim on the fund and it is possible for him/she to divert it into another account, exposing the documents to any body is at your own risk.

    This needs no explanation, just reading it surely sets alarm bells off? 🙂

    The two documents is the bank official documents to the fund and it is your power to protect your fund in case if any question by your government, be advised to keep it save because it is your back up documents, other documents has been forwarded to remittance department, your government is now fully aware of your transaction and all departments has signed the approval.

    Just buzzwords and phrases to try and get across some feeling of trust and authenticity to whoever is reading it. Also written awfully.

    With reference to the above subject, I wish to congratulate you and also notify you that after careful secularization and verifications of your files, your fund has finally been approved for payment, the payment slip will be sending to you as soon as the transfer is completed.

    Haha, what? Secularizations and verifications?

    By the power entrusted to me as the Chairman, Federal Ministry of finance(FMF) board of directors of the Central Bank of Nigeria In Conjunction with office of the presidency, attached documents is gotten from legal departments, verification and auditing committee.

    Its gotten from them.

    I am obliged to release your fund upon the fulfillment of the following obligations. the Federal government has calculated the total task and you are to pay amount of 900.00, Transfer charge which is 0.1% in the amount of 67.00 , TOTAL COST 980.00 (Nine hundred and Sixty Seven pounds only) Once we confirm the payment, the sum of US$6,700,000.00 (SIX MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ONLY) will be transferred and credited into your account within 24hours as instructed by the board of directors.

    Hehe, notice the typo? They’ve obviously put their scam prices up and forgot to fully edit this template. Dumbasses.

    To proceed and complete the transaction, the payment of 967.00 are required by the management to be made to our customer care dept through any fast line money transfer such as WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER ETC.

    To our cashier information as following.

    CASHIER NAME: IKEM EMEKA
    ADDRESS: LAGOS-NIGERIA
    QUESTION: GOOD
    ANSWER: WORK
    AMOUNT: 967 pounds (Nine hundred and Sixty Seven pounds only)

    Be advised to scan copy of the payment slip for our confirmation to receive the payment and proceed with the transaction.

    MOTTO: ACTION SPEAK LOUDER THAN VOICE.

    Your Quick comply over this matter is highly required

    Sign ………..
    Management

    So there we have it. A longgggg drawn out conversation and now they want my money so they can give me more money – this is essentially how all these 419 scams work. I do find it interesting that some of them are prepared to put so much work into a scam – I guess they are the more successful ones despite all their flaws as I have seen some just go straight in for the kill!

    Anyway, I obviously wasnt going to send them any money – and figured they would be pretty horned up about this thinking they are probably going to get paid… It was time to step things up a bit 🙂

    Hello,

    Can you send some photo id so that I can verify your identity then we can proceed.

    Thanks

    Ive only ever got past this stage once before – they usually bomb out as they twig its someone baiting them…

    Oh wait…

    from: CBN CBN <cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf>
    reply-to: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf

    HERE IS COPY OF MY ID CARD, YOUR DIRECT PHONE IS ALSO NEED FOR EASILY COMMUNICATION, KINDLY BE INFORMED TO SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS TO ENABLE US RECEIVE THE AMOUNT AND PROCEED WITH CREDITING YOUR ACCOUNT.

    ID CARD KENNETH

    Bwhaha

    I sent this back;

    Hello, would I be able to speak with someone on the phone to confirm a few details before I send the payment?

    I’m going to send the money tomorrow evening gmt so need to speak to someone before then.

    Thank you so much for this opportunity.

    These guys really must think i’m good for the money as they were almost replying in realtime.

    from: CBN CBN <cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf>
    reply-to: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf

    C.B.NLASCO . COMPANY

    CBN LASCO FINANCE Tower,
    Plot 785, Herbert Macaulay Way
    Central Business District
    Plot 1A Alhaji bello St. Ikeja
    Lagos-Nigeria)
    Email:cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf Reg: No, 5362888910

    INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE SECURITY COMPANY

    Attention: Mr. Moonbean

    Yes, you can call the manager on +234 7066477689 or give your number to call you.

    To proceed and complete the transaction, the payment of 967.00 are required by the management to be made to our customer care dept through any fast line money transfer such as WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER ETC.

    To our cashier information as following.

    CASHIER NAME: IKEM EMEKA
    ADDRESS: LAGOS-NIGERIA
    QUESTION: GOOD
    ANSWER: WORK
    AMOUNT: 967 pounds (Nine hundred and Sixty Seven pounds only)

    Be advised to scan copy of the payment slip for our confirmation to receive the payment and proceed with the transaction.

    MOTTO: ACTION SPEAK LOUDER THAN VOICE.

    Your Quick comply over this matter is highly required

    Sign ………..
    Management

    At this point I had lots on at work, and busy at home too – so didn’t get chance to reply for a few days. They started to get a bit shirty! :O 🙂

    from: CBN CBN <cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf>
    reply-to: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf

    C.B.NLASCO . COMPANY

    CBN LASCO FINANCE Tower,
    Plot 785, Herbert Macaulay Way
    Central Business District
    Plot 1A Alhaji bello St. Ikeja
    Lagos-Nigeria)
    Email:cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf                                           Reg: No, 5362888910

    INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE SECURITY COMPANY

    Attention:  Mr. Moonbean

    Regarding to the payment approval and it’s documents sent to you two days ago, your email response stated that you will take care of the demanded fee by yesterday, but now there is no response from you, my direct phone number was sent to you early yesterday, there is no means we can call you because you did not include yours phone number in the email.

    For this reason we demanded urgent response from you regarding the release of your fund, Thanks.

    MOTTO: ACTION SPEAK LOUDER THAN VOICE.

    Your Quick comply over this matter is highly required

    Sign ………..
    Management

    I didn’t call them – instead I sent an email expressing my concerns and also trying to take the baiting a biiiit further. I’ve never managed to get one to send me a pic with a sign in but i’ve often tried 🙂

    Hello,

    Thanks for the ID.

    Ive thought about this and im really worried that this might be a scam.

    Before I send the money can you send me a pic of you that isnt ID? So that I can ensure it is your ID and not one that you have found from someone else? Maybe hold something relevant in the photo so that I can be double safe?

    Thank you for this opportunity – I cannot wait to spend the money. I really hope this is real as I will be sending you my last bit of money to get the ball rolling. If this isnt real I cannot afford food and rent so will be homeless so bless you and hope this is a real arrangement.

    God bless you my child.

    Dropping in you’re religious always makes them believe you more – and also I always like to portray an image of someone giving their last penny to see if any morals kick in. To be fair one or two of them have gone totally quiet once you drop in a few hurdles. I guess that’s something?

    These guys are not some of the nice(r) ones though – they replied with this;

    from: CBN CBN <cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf>
    reply-to: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf

    I NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER

    That all got a bit informal very quickly?! I thought i’d try once more;

    No you need to prove your identity first, please send a photo of you holding a sign with my name on it.

    That’s the only way I’ll send the money

    They simply sent the same “I NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER” email again… three times! Then this beauty arrived;

    from: CBN CBN <cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf>
    reply-to: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf

    HOW MANY REQUEST HAVE YOU MADE?

    AT FIRST YOU NEED TO TALK TO SOME ONE,

    SECOND YOU NEED MY ID

    THIRD YOU NEED MY PIC HOLDING A SIGN WITH YOUR NAME ON IT?

    IS LIKE YOU THINK WE ARE HERE TO PLAY OR INTEREST IN STUPIDITY.

    BE REST ASSURED THAT THIS WILL BE MY LAST COMMUNICATION WITH YOU AND THEY PAYMENT MUST BE CANCEL

    Ahahaha, it humours me greatly to know this Nigerian scammer was probably bashing his keyboard and calling me every name under the sun!

    I ignored it… So he sent another!

    from: CBN CBN <cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf>
    reply-to: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf

    THIS YOUR LAST EMAIL IS PLACED ON SUSPECT, AND YOU MAY NOT BE THE ORIGINAL BENEFICIARY TO THE SAID FUND.

    SAYING IN YOUR EMAIL THAT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY.

    ARE YOU GIVEN A CONDITION?  WHO IS INTERESTED IN YOU SENDING THE MONEY OR WHAT BENEFIT OF MINE IN THERE?.

    WE HAVE GENTLY ADDRESSED YOU BUT I CAN SEE YOU LOST YOUR SENSES

    Brilliant. Some lame attempt at scaring me into doing what they say or i’ll miss my chance of all the monies. It wouldn’t have even been convincing if it had actually been written in English.

    I figured it was a good time to let him know a few things;

    Haha you idiot. Do you really think I believed you?

    I’ve been baiting you this whole time! I run a website that exposes morons like you and shows the world the devious tricks and lies you will pull to get money from hard working westerners.

    Well this is a big F YOU from me and anyone else that you’ve emailed, and thanks for the ride!

    Hahahaha you thought you were getting paid hahahahaha

    Needless to say, he hasn’t replied.

    I know we’ve all got to feed our families, but there are always ways of doing it without taking the food off other people’s plates.

  • BARR. CHUKWU – SCAM – chukwuikenga@ email SCAM

    This was one of the longest and strangest 419 scam email conversations i’ve ever had. It was around the same time as this one, and seemed to almost cross-over a bit. I dont know if i confused a group of scammers and a few of them were mailing me at the same time or if it was a big coincidence, anyway straight onto the first email;

    from: BARR. CHUKWU <chukwuikenga@lawyer.com>
    reply-to: chukwuikenga2015@gmail.com
    to:
    date: 20 March 2015 at 13:28
    subject: MONEY TRANSFER

    Note the reply-to is different! Red flag number 1!

    Attention:

    I am writing you this email message about your Fund, the people you
    are in contact with is not the real people in position to release your
    Fund to you that is the reason it is impossible for you to received
    your fund, it is a planned work with some of the officials but the
    manager is not aware, after all the evil they did to you they go to
    the bank manager trying to have him transfer the fund in a account
    claiming that is your order but the manager refuse to accept the idea,
    the manager said he want to talk to you before he can release the
    fund, that is to make sure that you authorize the transfer to a
    different account,

    So bloody strange. Unless all these scams are now going in with the “those other people that may or may not have emailed you are scammers but we’re not..” kinda approach?

    I have the original bank manager contact info and I want you to get in
    touch with him for the transfer but before then you must not disclose
    my info to anybody because this is top secret, am very sure that the
    manager will be happy to speak with you because he want to make sure
    that your fund is not transferred to some one / or probably wrong
    information, and am sure that the account they submitted to the
    manager on your behalf is not the bank account you gave to them, so
    you really need to do something fast before Monday to avoid regret.

    Just like that other one, all hush hush. I assume this is to make me believe they have teh monies.

    If only you will response back to me upon receipt of this email
    notification and follow my instruction, I will personally direct you
    to the appointed paying Bank were you will be paid instead of wasting
    your hard earn money and time on these hoodlums, As it may interest
    you to know all this money you have been sending would have completed
    your payment transmission before now if you had contact the appointed
    paying Bank.

    Did they slip up here? Is this a paragraph from their “files” that would normally be copied and pasted into a letter sent to someone who HAS been scammed before? Maybe thats what this whole letter is and why it seems so random.

    Email me back only on this email { chukwuikenga2015@gmail.com }
    for more information on how you will received your UN-paid Fund from
    the appointed office.

    Send your response to my office email ( chukwuikenga2015@gmail.com )

    I shall be expecting to read from you only if you needed my assistance
    on this matter.

    Regards,
    Barr. Chukwu

    I’ve been receiving these kind of emails for years and this one and the last one just seem strange.

    I sent a classic thorough reply back;

    Hello!

    Thanks for your help!

    What should i do!

    A few days later he replied, this time it must have been serious as he used caps lock for the whole thing!

    ATTENTION:

    THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL, TAKE NOTE OF THIS MASSAGE, READ CAREFULLY, I
    WILL SEND THE DIRECT CONTACT INFORMATION OF THE ORIGINAL BANK TO YOU
    UNDER A CONDITION, WHAT IS MY BENEFIT WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE FUND INTO
    YOUR ACCOUNT, CALL ME ON MY CELL +2348061528022

    He wants to talk about his cut? Already? Cheeky barstard!

    THE ORIGINAL BANK IS CALLED CBN FINANCE & SEC COMPANY, THE BANK IS
    READY TO TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BUT YOU NEED TO CO
    OPERATE WITH ONLY ME ALONE SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU GOOD DIRECTION ON
    HOW TO DO THIS.

    Insinuating that i’ve been talking to other scammers. Im a loyal person, Ok? 😛

    IT IS $6,700,000.00 , I KNOW THE BANK WITH THEIR ADDRESS, I ALSO HAVE
    ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED TO CONTACT THEM, I MEAN THE ORIGINAL BANK
    NOT ALL THIS FAKE ONES YOU WAS DEALING WITH.

    Oh I totally trust this guy now.

    TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU WILL GIVE ME WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE FUND AND I WILL
    GIVE YOU THE BANK DETAILS, AGAIN YOU MOST PROMISE AND GUARANTEE ME
    THAT THIS MOST BE EXECUTED UNDER GOOD ARRANGEMENT AND THE
    CONFIDENTIALITY SHALL REMAIN INTACT TO AVOID ENEMIES OF PROGRESS.

    He’s blatantly got the best english speaker in the village to write this. I should totally go to Nigeria to teach English. Be quids in.

    1, YOU MOST PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT CO OPERATE WITH ANY OTHER
    PERSON CONCERNED THIS TRANSACTION ACCEPT ME.

    I accept you. Heh.

    2, YOU MOST FOLLOW ONLY MY INSTRUCTIONS, ADVISES AND DIRECTIONS SO
    THAT WE CAN TEAM UP TOGETHER, AND JOIN HANDS TOGETHER TO MAKE A SOLID
    PLAN AND ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL BRING THIS TRANSACTION INTO
    SUCCESSFULLY.

    I will join hands with you. Hehe.

    3, PLEASE DON’T DISAPPOINT ME WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS FUND AS YOU MAY
    UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE IN OVERSEAS AND I AM NOT WITH YOU OVER THERE.

    I am in overseas. Roger. Ahaha.

    4, I WANT YOU TO SCAN A COPY OF YOUR DRIVING LICENSE OR ID CARD AND
    SEND IT TO ME WITH YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER TO ENABLE ME
    LOCATE YOU WHEN THE FUND IS TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

    Ohhhhh so all this “please dont screw me over” BS is just to throw me off the scent of you trying to steal my identitiez?

    BECAUSE I WILL LIKE TO COME OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY WITH MY FAMILY
    TO MEET YOU AND ALSO YOUR FAMILY, SO THAT WE CAN KNOW EACH OTHER VERY
    WELL FOR FUTURE RELATIONSHIP.

    I wouldn’t let you in the same postcode as my family you idiot. Get a clue.

    PLEASE PUT THIS ANSWERS AND THIS ABOVE REQUIRED INFORMATION IN LINE
    OK? I AM NOT A GREEDY MAN, THEREFORE ANY PERCENT YOU GIVE ME OUT OF
    THE $6,700,000.00 WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED BECAUSE THE MONEY BELONGS
    TO YOU AND NOT MINE, FOR THAT REASON I CAN NOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU
    WILL GIVE ME.

    FINALLY, I PROMISE THAT I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU AND WILL STAND BY
    YOUR SIDE TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING GOES WELL

    I WILL SEND YOU THE BANK INFORMATION ON YOUR REPLY.

    BARR. CHUKWU

    Madness. Some new angles here, but again, like always if you read it all and take a step back they are just trying to take pieces of info from you and build up some kind of trust.

    I couldn’t resist another reply, although this is when they usually bomb out…

    Hello,

    I will give you $1,000,000 of the monies please what do I need to do.

    I am now penniless and homeless and need the money to feed my starving family 🙁

    Depending on the scam and how the banter is going, I often drop in moral speed humps, ie i’ll make out i’m really poorly myself, or very very poor or very very unlucky as I like to see if these filthy bastards have any morals whatsoever. Some do stop emailing eventually but I think its more cos its taking too long to get anywhere, and not that they are struggling to sleep as they think they’re scamming a widower with some life threatening illness and £3 to his name.

    To my delight/disgust, he replied!

    Attention

    I am very comfortable with you and I am putting my trust in you, I
    want you to understand that I am truly a Christianity and I believe in
    God, since I have your details I will also allow you to have my own
    details so that we can know each other very well to enable us build
    the trust that will guide us and lead us to the success of this
    transaction.

    Amazingly these guys probably are very religious, and they just somehow justify all this to themselves and their peers. Thats religion for you though isn’t it. “Its how you perceive it…”

    My Home address is # 45 old RD, Ikeja Lagos-Nigeria, I am a lawyer
    and I will represent you and make sure that everything work out
    peacefully on your behalf. We need to join hands together as one, as
    one family and be in good relationship to enable you and I stand in
    one place to achieve this goal.

    I’d love to send some glitter to that address, but knowing my luck it would vomit a pound of glitter on some poor unsuspecting person, not the scummy ass sniffer that had been emailing me.

    And again, I am taking you as my good friend and will tell you nothing
    in this business but the truth and will also be the happiest man on
    earth if you take me the way I am taking you, Therefore, we need trust
    and honest, you should not be skeptical about anything as far as am
    concern, and everything about this transaction is 100% risk free, We
    will rejoice over this OK? As you may understand that this is not a
    little money, what we are talking about here is $6,700,000.00 and that
    is big money to take care of our lives OK?

    Im not taking anyone anywhere mate. Let us rejoice though, that sounds fun. A bit relgious-y but I can dig it if there is a buffet.

    I will like you to devote more time for this transaction and
    always check your email two times or three times Daily, so that we will
    meet up in communications and always be brother’s keepers and I am
    going to come to your country as soon as the fund is transferred, I will give
    you the contact information of the bank manager and he will be very
    happy to hear from you with good confirmation, and make sure that you
    let me know everything bank tells you so that we can sort things out
    and have them transfer the fund into your account.

    He said he’d send the details last time awww mannnnnnnnnn I didnt sign up for no waitin’ god dammit.

    And the secret of this deal shall be very confidential as you may
    understand that this transaction is confidential, my father told me
    that what is secret is what you keep for your self, and I will not
    like our enemies to come across us in this deal, you have to be
    careful in communications and make sure that you dont talk to any one
    out of my instruction, we don’t know who are the enemies, as you can
    understand that 6,700,000.00 is not small money, this is not small
    money, it is life time opportunity for both of us, and therefore we
    need to handle the whole thing in line to make sure that the bank gets
    the transfer/delivering done soonest.

    Ok, its not small money, I got it. Jeez.

    I am given you the bank contact info with trust and good faith, Note:
    the bank was already advised of this payment by the MINISTER OF
    FINANCE (F.M.F) and they will transfer/deliver $6,700,000.00 to you ,
    therefore contact Attn: Christian Kenneth.

    Following is the details.

    Contact Person: Attn: Christian Kenneth.
    (Plot 1A Alhaji bello St. Ikeja Lagos-Nigeria)
    Office Email: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf
    Personal Email: dcobng555@live.com
    Phone: +234 706 647 7689

    The first thing I obviously did was go to cbntrustedbank.net.tf to see what website was there. Oh, a free website builder. Sloppy, verrrrry sloppy 😉

    Contact this bank today so that they will get back to you earliest
    with the transfer/delivering procedures and make sure that you always
    keep me posted on your communication with them for advise to avoid
    lick-age from our side.

    Lick-age? Ahahahahahaha what the F? Thats like a word I would make up. Lick-age im totally coining that one haha.

    Finally, be rest assured of every details am given to you, and also be
    rest assured that the transaction will not fail you before the end of
    this November as long as you abide by the process and follow my
    instructions, I swear with my life, I swear with my family, as a
    christian I want you to understand that God in heaven is in every
    where and God is seeing everything we do in life WHAT EVER I TOLD YOU
    TO DECEIVE YOU WILL COME BACK TO ME, for this reason I will be the
    last man to tell you lies for what I will eat or drink, no assurance
    some one can give you more than this because life is bigger than
    money, and you can not enjoy money without life, so life first before
    money. but I use my life to give you assurance of this transaction
    because I am very sure of my information.

    Yours faithfully,

    Barrister Chukwu Ikenga
    Esq

    Well, this has so far been awesome, strange but awesome. I replied again but this time I had already accepted there wouldn’t be another reply.

    How can I get the money

    My emails get more and more detailed 🙂 Then, 2 days later, this happened!

    from: CBN CBN <cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf>
    reply-to: cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf
    to: iamOlly <olstar@gmail.com>
    date: 31 March 2015 at 08:36
    subject: MONEY TRANSFER BANK INFO (PAYMENT FORM)
    mailed-by: yahoo.com
    Signed by: yahoo.com

    Oh wow, its from that bank…  that… did not… exist… :/

    C.B.NLASCO . COMPANY

    CBN LASCO FINANCE Tower,
    Plot 785, Herbert Macaulay Way
    Central Business District
    Plot 1A Alhaji bello St. Ikeja
    Lagos-Nigeria)
    Email:cbntrustedbank2014@cbntrustedbank.net.tf Reg: No, 5362888910

    INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE SECURITY COMPANY

    Attention

    Thanks for your email, the content of your massage is noted, be informed that we are on the process of your payment US$6.7 million, please fill the attached FORM and return it back for processing your payment.

    This firm is the only bank in the position of transferring your fund, the only money approved to be transfer to you at this position is $6,700,000.00, your payment was delayed do to wrong directions from the people you was dealing with in the past.

    We have been waiting for your application of claim towards this fund, kindly fill the following form and return it back to us immediately to enable us submitted to head of operation for final approval.
    —————————————————————————————–

    CBN LASCO FINANCE SECURITY COMPANY AND FINANCIER BANK
    PAYMENT APPLICATION FORM

    PAYMENT APPLICATION FORM FOR THE TRANSFER OF $6,700,000.00
    Please complete all sections correctly to avoid delay in processing your payment. This form should also filled and returned back to us immediately.

    Applicant’s first name Mr/Mrs:
    Surname:
    Nationality:
    Present Address:
    Permanent address (if different from above):
    Your direct phone:
    Occupation:
    Male/Female:
    Your Age:
    Your bank name and address:
    Bank account number:
    Swift Code(if any):
    Amount applied for:

    CBN LASCO FINANCE COMPANY WILL NOT BE HOLD RESPONSIBLE IS TRANSFER OF MONEY MADE IN THE ABOVE STATED BANK ACCOUNT IS REGARDED AS WRONG PAYMENT.

    I, Mr./Mrs.___________________________________do hereby stated that all the above listed information is true and correct.

    Sign ………..
    Management

    When I think back to the early 419 scams they’d go in straight for this kind of info, as then even if they didn’t scam any money from you initially, they have lots of your personal data and data is valuable. They may try and hack you or one of your accounts/online profiles directly or they could even sell your data to someone who does credit card fraud and other such related activities.

    I have only just replied to it, I didn’t send it back filled out with spoof info I just sent;

    Hello did you get my email?

    Which should get them chasing their tails a bit as I never sent the email im enquiring about.

    If they get back to me then they must feel quite heavily invested, so Im gonna try and get some pics out of them, some hilarious forged ID card or some photo with the guy with a loaf of bread on his head, holding a fish and a sign that says “I AM NOT SCAMMER” or something.

    I’ll keep this post updated if I hear back from them, its been a fun one this has. 🙂