Category: My Past

  • Impossible Terminology

    Is it just me, or do courts word things in such a way that is CONFUSING AS HELL!

    I am one of the many people in the world that is trying to get their bank charges back – and so far its been a fucking nightmare!

    I didnt expect it to go smoothly, as at the end of the day they are not gonna want to pay me are they? But i didnt expect it to be the courts that were making my life hell.

    So far all the court has done is demand i send this in, and that in, and this to here and that to somewhere else. Its annoying!

    My latest letter is claiming i haven’t done all the things in the “Order” i was sent from the judge. the things i have missed are in paragraph 3, parts C and D. And they are..

    c) A statement of evidence of all matters relied upon as tending to show that the charges are irrecoverable as penalties or otherwise.

    d) Copies of decided cases and other legal materials to be relied upon.

    What the fuck are they supposed to mean? Talk about writing a complete pile of shit!

    I rang the court and asked them, they told me to seek legal advice – i did just that and all it did as confuse me even more.

    Anyone translate for me?

  • Paris Hiltons New Book – Prison Diary/Jail Journal

    I hear paris is gonna write a book while she was in prison. Using my expert “looking-into-the-future” powers i was able to see the front cover of it even before its been made.

    Paris is hoping that her prison experience will give her a valuable lesson in life. When questioned about wether or not she thought prison would reform her, she replied;

    “Oh my god, i was like, only driving my car. The food in here is SO not gourmet – im like, oh my gosh, where is the body lotion – oh my gosh, this is not HOT! I was like, oh my god.. wheres my mommy?”

    Paris new book entitled “My First Jail Sencence” will hopefully inspire young people to get their minges out, drink drive and smoke crack. Just another step towards the complete demise of society, i mean towards “the paris era”

    😉

  • Everyone is =

    Do you think you are better than everyone? Do you think you have more right to be somewhere, or have something than other people? Well if you do, you are incorrect.

    I would say that as my life go’s – im at my lowest in terms of money and stuff then ive ever been in my life. But im happy, mostly, so its no bother. But i look about me and pretty much envy everyone around me as they have money to burn or if not money to burn, just money to spend! As i look about envying people – i take note of their personalities and i have to say, some people really talk a lot of shit!

    One example is this guy who works in the same building as us. He drives a flash car, has a trophy wife on his arm and has lots, and lots of money. I had to squeeze out my car one morning as he had taken up 1.5 parking spaces, as i got out and shut my door he was coming to get back in his car – i nodded and said “Morning” as anyone with any manners would. He stared at me as if to say “how dare you talk to me” then got in his car and drove off. It wouldnt of fucking hurt you to say Hi, or morning back you ignorant fucking gypo.

    Another example, is that of a few maxxd members that seem to deem themselves better than everyone else – just cos they have been clinging on for 5 years. I have told them many times that everyone gets treated the same – but still they seem to think they are above everyone else and that the rules dont apply to them. Well, things in that area will change soon and to them the changes are probably not welcomed. But hey ho, you cant please everyone!

    It really winds me up tho, as all it takes is a bit of manners, or for someone to get off their high horse and just be normal – and all these problems wouldn’t exist. I guess that concept proves too hard for some. Its a shame 🙁

  • Completley changed

    The atmosphere in the office has totally changed. Its good again! The mag had really got us bogged down – and it was causing mine and daves working relationship to break down. Thankfully we both saw the light and have changed.

    On a more personal and non maxxd/work related note, i think the time is getting closer for me to having glasses. Its depressing, as im very poor – and glasses cost a fortune. So if i do have to have them ill no doubt be luimbered with some proper gay nerdy style jack duckworth style ones!

    I have always frowned when im reading stuff, it helps me focus on stuff – but ive never needed glasses and even the opticians have been a bit unsure as to why i frowned. But now i starting to get a lot of headaches after about lunch time – it could be the wedges i get form cooplands, but i think its more to do with staring at a PC screen all day long ever day of my life.

    Gotta go now, need the loo and i got shit to do! haha