Author: Olly

  • I can do the lie down!

    I got lots of treats today! It all started the other day when my uncle stu came round and all night he was babbeling on about some lie down thing. I wasnt sure what he meant, but he kept lifting my feets so that i was on the floor.

    Then today dad went to the treat box and got some in his hands. He got me do do the sit, and the paws. Then he said “Lie down” and pointed to the floor. I remembered what uncle stu had said, so i put my feets forward and lied down!

    Well! You’ve never seen anything like it! Dad jumped up and scared me to death, gave me some treats then fussed me more than i have ever been fussed ever, i think! He got mum then said it again, so i lied down again, and i got more treats and more fussing off both of them!

    i can do the lie down!

    Im gonna remember that one next time im hungry!

  • Sticks are my favorite!

    When we are out, dad plays this thing where he picks a stick up, says, “readyyy” and then lobs it miles and miles! I have to run after it, and when i have found it i bring it back to him and he gives me treats! I love it cos i can chew on the sticks and no one minds! I like to run with a stick in my mouth but i drop it sometimes and cant be bothered to pick it up again!

    my stickmy other stick this one was my favorite

    When i go to the park i like to eat the ducks poo too. Haha, dad will shout at me but i can run faster than him! Sometimes they both gang up on me, catch me and fuss me then run off! I love the park! We saw a scary doggy there the other day though so i will have to watch out for him!

  • I witnessed a miracle

    Now im no believer of the whole religion thing, I don’t really believe in the paranormal – although I would really really like to (im a kind of believe it when i see it kinda person) I don’t believe in acts of god, or miracles.. but what I witnessed was what I can only describe as just that.. a miracle!

    I was making some toast to eat as i was a tiny bit hungry. I put the bread (yes i originally wrote toast and had to change it) in the toaster, and stood staring at it somehow trying to use the power of my mind to speed it up. At exactly the same time my dog ran into the lounge because she needed the loo. I ran after her and opened the door.. She went outside.. I waited.. She came back, and i let her in.

    Shit, the toast!

    I ran back into the kitchen expecting to see some burnt ass toast that had shot up and had fallen on the floor.. and i was greeted with a miracle!

    Not only was the toast perfect in colour and toastyness, it had also pinged up and landed smack bang in the middle of the toaster! Balanced there on its side steady as a rock. I could not belive my eyes!

    Wow!

    Hahaha

  • No lead here!

    Yep, im only 12 weeks old and i dont even need my lead any more! Ok, so maybe i need it now and then when we are near roads and cars. I still let my inquisitiveness get the better of me whenever i see someone i haven’t seen before. I like to go over and have a good fuss!

    Hurry up dad!What are them noises?

    Im also growing lots, and can now reach onto the window ledge when im on dad’s thinking couch in his office. I made dad scared cos he thought i was gonna jump out! haha! He doesn’t open that window any more! 🙁