Author: Olly

I hear paris is gonna write a book while she was in prison. Using my expert “looking-into-the-future” powers i was able to see the front cover of it even before its been made.

Paris is hoping that her prison experience will give her a valuable lesson in life. When questioned about wether or not she thought prison would reform her, she replied;

“Oh my god, i was like, only driving my car. The food in here is SO not gourmet – im like, oh my gosh, where is the body lotion – oh my gosh, this is not HOT! I was like, oh my god.. wheres my mommy?”

Paris new book entitled “My First Jail Sencence” will hopefully inspire young people to get their minges out, drink drive and smoke crack. Just another step towards the complete demise of society, i mean towards “the paris era”

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Do you think you are better than everyone? Do you think you have more right to be somewhere, or have something than other people? Well if you do, you are incorrect.

I would say that as my life go’s – im at my lowest in terms of money and stuff then ive ever been in my life. But im happy, mostly, so its no bother. But i look about me and pretty much envy everyone around me as they have money to burn or if not money to burn, just money to spend! As i look about envying people – i take note of their personalities and i have to say, some people really talk a lot of shit!

One example is this guy who works in the same building as us. He drives a flash car, has a trophy wife on his arm and has lots, and lots of money. I had to squeeze out my car one morning as he had taken up 1.5 parking spaces, as i got out and shut my door he was coming to get back in his car – i nodded and said “Morning” as anyone with any manners would. He stared at me as if to say “how dare you talk to me” then got in his car and drove off. It wouldnt of fucking hurt you to say Hi, or morning back you ignorant fucking gypo.

Another example, is that of a few maxxd members that seem to deem themselves better than everyone else – just cos they have been clinging on for 5 years. I have told them many times that everyone gets treated the same – but still they seem to think they are above everyone else and that the rules dont apply to them. Well, things in that area will change soon and to them the changes are probably not welcomed. But hey ho, you cant please everyone!

It really winds me up tho, as all it takes is a bit of manners, or for someone to get off their high horse and just be normal – and all these problems wouldn’t exist. I guess that concept proves too hard for some. Its a shame 🙁

The atmosphere in the office has totally changed. Its good again! The mag had really got us bogged down – and it was causing mine and daves working relationship to break down. Thankfully we both saw the light and have changed.

On a more personal and non maxxd/work related note, i think the time is getting closer for me to having glasses. Its depressing, as im very poor – and glasses cost a fortune. So if i do have to have them ill no doubt be luimbered with some proper gay nerdy style jack duckworth style ones!

I have always frowned when im reading stuff, it helps me focus on stuff – but ive never needed glasses and even the opticians have been a bit unsure as to why i frowned. But now i starting to get a lot of headaches after about lunch time – it could be the wedges i get form cooplands, but i think its more to do with staring at a PC screen all day long ever day of my life.

Gotta go now, need the loo and i got shit to do! haha

This past weekend really opened my eyes. For a start, selling a mag how we were selling it is a fucking stupid idea. Well its not, but its a mammoth task for just me and dave. plus im sick of going to shows and not enjoying myself.

This show was the icing on the cake as nationals is always set to be the best show of the year. But, as we kinda figured out on the sunday if you take the good weather away from nationals – there is nothing left!

Every single year apart from one (newark, it was windy!) nationals has been the best show ever. And now, after their 5th show ever – i even wonder if they will do another one. I recon that the rubbish, and the bad reports they will get from this year could be the demise of the show!

In other news, im not doing too bad with my bills and stuff. I have managed to get cash paid into my house account, and i have got to try and find £100 today to pay to my lloydstsb loan – apart from that its only my car insurance that is in dire need of paying. I am putting my car up for sale tonight tho, after a good clean and a polish!

Anyway – back to the point i was trying to make. This weekend opened my eyes to a lot of things, and one of them was the fact we’ve spent so much time and effort on this magazine – and its just the wrong time completely. We need someone major to back it or its just not gonna be worth us doing it any more. Lets see what the future holds!

For the time being i am just going to concentrate on stuff that makes money – whether that’s for me or for maxxd.