I must have this T-Shirt! It is quite possibly the greatest T-Shirt ever made!
I have seen it on TV before, or on a picture or something – and it cracks me up every time i read it!
Its £14, and available from SumoSam’s – if anyone wants to buy it me, or SumoSam want to give it me for linking to them from here, then post a comment and we’ll sort it 🙂
Im sat here, its 23:53 on the last saturday before xmas. I have been out with Gemma, Chaz and some of the Maxxd lot – but as i dont really drink i volunteered to drive, and got a bit bored so i have left Gem and Chaz in Chicago (not the state of the US of A) and i have come home.
Instead, im sat listening to the music i want to listen to – mainly the beastie boys and jimi hendrix! Im eating a chicken cob – that gem made for herself but im hungry – chillin out on my laptop. And even though im doing 3 of my favourite things (ok 4 but i aint going into detail) i cant help missing my angel and my puppy 🙁
Pup is having a sleepover at gem’s mum’s and i hate being away from her. The house still smells of puppy, and her toys are on the floor – but shes miles away 🙁
I know, im sad – but those are the two thigns most important to me, and i have none of them at this moment in time. :'(
Hello Fans,
I’m sorry i haven’t updated my blog for a while, dad has been busy on his computer and i haven’t been able to use his computer. I have been such a busy girl playing with my friends and meeting new ones i don’t even know where to start!
I went to play with my bestist friends keira and ruby the other day again, and they TOTALLY exhausted me! I actually slept for about 2 days afterwards!
Me and mum had a little sleep on the floor together too that night, she was being silly as she has a big bed upstairs and was sleeping on the floor for a few mins! Silly Human!
I have decided that my new favourite chew toy is daddy coat, and that my new favourite place to be is the naughty step. I like it as its cool and its peaceful – until someone go’s up the stairs anyway!!
Also, my daddy called me a andrex puppy the other day cos i stole the toilet roll and was playing with it under mum and dad’s bed – i don’t no what andrex is but i think its a dog thats on the telly? Maybe they mean im famous? My dad does say that i will be one day! I also went to play with jazz on Sunday, and she actually played back this time! I kept nipping her and she’d flatten me with her head – it was lots and lots of fun, but my ears were very wet afterwards cos jazz kept dribbling on me!
I have also learnt how to play paws, and also how to come down the stairs! Now there is no stopping me! Mummy and daddy put some stuff in my food that made me poorly. They said it was for worms, so i don’t no why they gave it me!! It put me off my food for a few days to be honest, but now im back to my usual food guzzling self!
I am also getting really bummed having to be in the house all the time, i really can’t wait for my second jabs so i can play outside every day and go sniff other doggys. Also i have so much energy i just cant get rid of it so i ave to run to the front door, to the back door, then back to the front door, then to the back door, etc etc etc.. It tires me out and mummy and daddy laugh at me!
I promise i wont leave it as long till the next update friends.
Lots of Love
Bonnie
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I dont mean PC as in po-leece officer, or personal computer, i mean political correctness. I for one am totally against it, i feel that it is every man and womans duty to be kind and civil with the next man or woman, and everyone should treat everyone else with the same level of respect, but i dont for one minute feel that changing old nursery rhymes to read “Wooly sheep” instead of “Black sheep” is in any way benefiting our country.
Its just gone mad hasn’t it, your no longer allowed to call a Black board, a blackboard. Its now a chalkboard, you can no longer say postman, you have to say super special uniformed mail delivery superintendent.. or some bizarre shit like that. Why the fuck cant i say these things? When i say blackboard, i dont mean negroboard, or niggerboard, i mean blackboard. Therefore i feel that the whole concept of PC is racist itself, as it assume’s that the person hearing or reading the word blackboard is associating it with the derogatory term used in racist remarks.
Its total bullshit, and i for one will never change the things i say, as i do not mean them in the way these people obviously assume we do. And if anyone overhearing me things that im being racist, then they can fuck right off, as im not.
Anyway, back to the point in hand. The initial reason for this post was to highlight something on TV that i instantly laughed at, and was stunned to of actually seen it aired on daytime TV.
It was an advert for a play-kitchen, and it was a little cooker, and all the posts and pans you need for a fully stocked play kitchen. It was all plastic of course, and the product, albeit an old idea, looked pretty safe. The voice-over guy on the other hand, wasn’t so clever.
He went on to say how the play kitchen was awesome bla bla, and how its good cos kids can mimic what their MUM’s do in the kitchen.. Ahaha.. surely that’s not PC? Not that i support PCness, and not that i dispute 80% of mum’s/girlfriends do actually cook and do the house work, but for an advert to blurt out how they can be “Just like mum” by being in the kitchen made my alarm bells ring.. I bet £50 that advert isn’t on TV much longer, someone will twig and deem it inappropriate for TV as it is sexist.
Xmas around the corner, all you women best get cooking and doing all that shit that women do. While us men put our feet up, drink beer and fart. 😉
My opinions are influenced by the company that produced the advert for them play kitchens, please use google to find them and send any legal documentation to them if you have in anyway been offended by the things i have written here.
I am not racist, and do not wish for anyone to read into this post too much, and think that i am. I judge people as individuals, and hate those who give reason to hate. Or some shit..
Dun dun der…
burp.