Author: Olly

  • Xmas was fun!

    Hi guys!

    Well, after weeks of what seems like torture, we finally got to rip those things up that were under that tree! It was lots of fun, and in the paper there was toys and treats too! I cant wait for that tree to come out again! I keep looking under trees i see in the outside, but they dont have presents under them. Maybe its just indoor trees?

    HELLO!!! xmas bonnie

    I got a new scarf as a gift from aunty chazza and uncle stu, its very pretty and makes me look more like a princess, or so my mum says. I like to chew it but dad shouts at me. He always shouts at me when i chew that or one of his coats! boo!

    my new scarf sniff sniff

    I went to both my grandma’s houses over the xmas break as dad calls it, and played with the jazz, the ginger nuts, both grandma’s and grandad’s and aunty zoe. Uncle ol sometimes played but he mostly stared at his little bleeper thing.

    I had lots of fun the whole time. It was nice to play with mum and dad together for ages too. Mum has to go out all the time in the day usually and i miss her 🙁

    Anyway, gotta go!

    Lots of love

    Bonnie x x x

  • King Size Rizla Billboard Advert

    A while ago, a friend of mine mentioned to me that when rizla first started their advertising campaign for their new product “The King Size Rizla” they used bill board ad’s that suggested they were “for that special one at the end of the night” etc.

    Many years later it got brought up, so i decided to hunt around on the internet for proof of such an occurance.

    I started with google of course, and tried a few blatant search terms that – if such billboards existed – would definatly find them. No luck. So i wided the search, and just looked for examples of king size rizla adverts full stop.

    I found a few things, most of them about complaints that king size rizla adverts suggested their use was for rolling fat spliffs.

    But, no matter how hard i looked, i found nothing about billboards blatently stating they were made for joints. if you really think about it, their is no use what so ever in the world for king size rizlas, apart from for use with biftahs. Why would they make a red king size, and then a silver one that is jsut that little bit bigger? As if anyone in the world smokes silver king size roll up’s. That would be one yellow finger’d pikey.

    The above image is a photoshop of what it could of looked like. If you know more then post a comment. 🙂

  • Ludacris – Ludachristmas Lyrics

    Ho Ho Ho

    Ludacris has dropped a blinder for this xmas season. He has released a track for the movie Fred Claus and thanks to a kind soul on YouTube i have the lyrics here for you.

    I wish more people would make new xmas songs that dont suck 😆

    Click read more or whatever it says.. 🙂

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  • Search Engine Domination

    Due to the line of work i am in, SEO is very important to me, and i try to apply SEO techniques to any site i own or run with davros. I have always therefore used certain SEO tricks on this blog, in order to dominate google for such terms as “0lly” (with a zero) and “olstar” (without a zero)

    I was just doing a random check, and found that if i searched for 0lly, someone also called 0lly had a blog, and his domain was 0lly.net – Bastard. Why didnt i buy that years ago! The chap seems a little geeky, and could possibly give me a run for my money for that top spot in the search results.

    Ill keep my eye on the situation, but due to the age and vast quantity of data on this blog i dont think ill be knocked off the top. 🙂