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The Hoaxer!

Here we have, bean – AKA Random danny, in a rather dodgy photograph. Note the ginger porn tash, and lack of trousers. he is mostly found outside pre-schools, flashing school children – or ringing people up at 3:00am, pretending to be the police. I aint gonan moan, cos to be fair i fell for it […]

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Hit and Run

Ok, it was 3:15am, and my phone rang – waking me up. I answered and a confident voice on the other end told me how he was from the police, and that my car had been in a hit-and-run incident, in the nottingham area. He continued, and read out my number plate to me, incorrectly […]

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Censoring the world

Ok, first off, i worked 12 hours on saturday and 12 hours on sunday at J24, barrier. I have put that for my reference so that when i look back to see when ive worked, i dont have to trawl thru the whole post. Now to the point in hand. I have had two messages […]

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Days off, and mars drinks..

People that know me, know that i have a few addictions. One is adidas sneakers, one is smoking and one is mars drinks. I love them. I cannot get enough of the liquid mars bar drink! Cos they taste so much like the bars its untrue.. Any other chocolate milk drink (and trust me, ive […]