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CHORUS :
Blurt when you hear the sirens coming
I can hear the sirens coming
Better run when you hear the sirens coming
I can hear the sirens coming

VERSE 1:
1 to the 2 to the 3 to the 4
Loud mouth police knocking at my door
12 black boots on my bedroom floor
What they want with Rascal I’m not sure
Took me to the station eight-thirty
For a fight that I had recently
Say they got me on CCTV
And them pussyole boys told on me
Can’t understand why these boys keep snitchin’
Can’t understand why these boys keep bitchin’
Now I’m hot tempered feel like switchin’
Can’t stand still trigger finger itchin’
Gotta stay calm, gotta keep my cool
If I go jail I’ll be a damn fool
Gotta rise up gotta stand up tall
Can’t let them see the end of Dizzee Rascal

CHORUS X2

Yo man, let’s take it back to that old school story telling shit, get me!

VERSE 2:
1 day I was with my bredren Aido roaming the street
On the main road hungry, looking for somethin’ to eat
Not no burger or no chips–shit that’s easily digested
It’s the shit that if your caught you’ll be easily arrested
We was on the robbing street, I forgot to mention Clayton
was dis bredren rollin wit us, he was scared and it was blaytent
He was panned, back to the story

Aido spotted a man
Straight ahead of us in the distance
With his wifey holdin’ hands so we followed ’em into this little alleyway into the flats
And when we thought the time was perfect we crept up and we attacked,
I took the first swing
Unexpected causin’ panic we was ruthless causin’ agony it was public it was tragic
Me and Aido lost the plot
Acting like we were from hell
Put his bredwin to the floor
Moved his wifey up as well
Clayton stood back shakin’ wishing that he never came
Then from outa nowhere was alisha screaming out my name
She’s at my school she saw it all
And by this time shes crying, and to make it worse I’m hearing sirens I ain’t even tryin’ to hang around

CHORUS X2

VERSE 3:
I can hear them sirens coming
I can hear them sirens coming
I break the law i will never change
I break the law i will never change
I break the law i will never change
Step into my zone get your whole face rearranged
See me on the telly but I ain’t no actor
Running through the street brave face–it’s a jack war
Broad daylight no shame like a lunatic
Rain, hail, sleet or snow — I ain’t new to it
Show me what you got
Better give it up quickly
Lay them on their back if they chat back swiftly
Better mind out when they come through the manor man
keep them on their toes like hammer, man
It’s no joke man, woman and child i’m seeking
See no sex, no age–i’m creeping
Anything for the dough cold and the wheelers
Duck for the feds and I roll with the dealers
Roll with the hard heads signed young offenders
No my life ain’t nothing like East Enders
Step into my zone get your whole face rearranged
I break the law i will never change

From the album Maths and English

Tune of the year!!!

Is it just me, or do courts word things in such a way that is CONFUSING AS HELL!

I am one of the many people in the world that is trying to get their bank charges back – and so far its been a fucking nightmare!

I didnt expect it to go smoothly, as at the end of the day they are not gonna want to pay me are they? But i didnt expect it to be the courts that were making my life hell.

So far all the court has done is demand i send this in, and that in, and this to here and that to somewhere else. Its annoying!

My latest letter is claiming i haven’t done all the things in the “Order” i was sent from the judge. the things i have missed are in paragraph 3, parts C and D. And they are..

c) A statement of evidence of all matters relied upon as tending to show that the charges are irrecoverable as penalties or otherwise.

d) Copies of decided cases and other legal materials to be relied upon.

What the fuck are they supposed to mean? Talk about writing a complete pile of shit!

I rang the court and asked them, they told me to seek legal advice – i did just that and all it did as confuse me even more.

Anyone translate for me?

I hear paris is gonna write a book while she was in prison. Using my expert “looking-into-the-future” powers i was able to see the front cover of it even before its been made.

Paris is hoping that her prison experience will give her a valuable lesson in life. When questioned about wether or not she thought prison would reform her, she replied;

“Oh my god, i was like, only driving my car. The food in here is SO not gourmet – im like, oh my gosh, where is the body lotion – oh my gosh, this is not HOT! I was like, oh my god.. wheres my mommy?”

Paris new book entitled “My First Jail Sencence” will hopefully inspire young people to get their minges out, drink drive and smoke crack. Just another step towards the complete demise of society, i mean towards “the paris era”

😉

Do you think you are better than everyone? Do you think you have more right to be somewhere, or have something than other people? Well if you do, you are incorrect.

I would say that as my life go’s – im at my lowest in terms of money and stuff then ive ever been in my life. But im happy, mostly, so its no bother. But i look about me and pretty much envy everyone around me as they have money to burn or if not money to burn, just money to spend! As i look about envying people – i take note of their personalities and i have to say, some people really talk a lot of shit!

One example is this guy who works in the same building as us. He drives a flash car, has a trophy wife on his arm and has lots, and lots of money. I had to squeeze out my car one morning as he had taken up 1.5 parking spaces, as i got out and shut my door he was coming to get back in his car – i nodded and said “Morning” as anyone with any manners would. He stared at me as if to say “how dare you talk to me” then got in his car and drove off. It wouldnt of fucking hurt you to say Hi, or morning back you ignorant fucking gypo.

Another example, is that of a few maxxd members that seem to deem themselves better than everyone else – just cos they have been clinging on for 5 years. I have told them many times that everyone gets treated the same – but still they seem to think they are above everyone else and that the rules dont apply to them. Well, things in that area will change soon and to them the changes are probably not welcomed. But hey ho, you cant please everyone!

It really winds me up tho, as all it takes is a bit of manners, or for someone to get off their high horse and just be normal – and all these problems wouldn’t exist. I guess that concept proves too hard for some. Its a shame 🙁