Category: My Past

Saturday started off on a good note, it was a nice happy chilled out day – and we were all excited, as we were expecting the ngiht to be awesome.. Boy oh boy were we right! It was the first proper night out wardo had had in mansfield, whilst he has lived here – so we were on it from start to finish! We went to pick crazy stu up from rugby, and the antics started then!

We got back home, and started drinking and stuff, then once everyone had arrived, a bit more drinkin and stuff (stu ate a daddy long legs), and then headed off into town.

First stop was 53 degrees, it where we usually start off from, everyone arrives at different times and once everyone has arrived we move on. Whilst we were in there, dave and stu decided to have a breakdancing competition. It was so funny, cos neother of them can breakdance, but they tried anyway.. and it was rate funny! 🙂

After 53 it starts to go a bit hazey, we went to Romans, after bumping into Malone, and Team Fuckstar, we headed upstairs to romans and started drinking etc. Stu got a bit larey by this point (he’d had 7 pints at rugby earlyer in the day) and started havin a go at troy cos troy kicked off about him rubbing his face in troys birds breasticles.. haha.. you gotta love stu sometimes..

We then went on to flanigans, and this is where things started to go wild. We were stood about drinkin, talkin and dancin – stu started getting all emotional and lairy smashing glasses and gettin upset about his grandad.  I managed to get little sam to blag me and her upstairs as shes quite fit, and bouncers just dont say no to her. So we jumped in front of a 30 person stong queue, only to find the upstairs was HEAVING with people, and VERY hot.. A bit of bump and grind, then back downstiars to find the rest of them.

Then onto liquid. Now i have a policy about liquid, either i dont pay, or i dont go in. Last time i managed to walk straight past the bouncers, and ticket collector with a “Do you know who i am” kinda look and walk goin off! This time, i bottled it (wasnt as drunk as the time before) But lil sam said she would pay for me, and ended up gettin in cheap cos she knew the girl who was collecting money. In there, well.. I cant remember it all.. BUt i do remeber having an awesome time! Lots of sharking, bumpin’ and grindin’ – At one stage i was behind 3 women (all related) and they ended up all kissin me at the same time, i nearly feinted.. haha…

EVERYONE was in high spirits.. And everyone has a mint night. I appologise to anyone i was a cunt to, or who i ignored, i tend to turn into a bit of a nob when im plastered. The ngiht didnt stop there tho…

Usually half 2 comes around, and we head home to bed.. Oh no… not that night! We walked to wiggys car (he was driving, and therfore not drinking – legend! although, your out on the lash next time buddy!) and we headed home for more drinking and consumption of party products. I tried something i never had before, and it was fucking crazy!

We eventually crashed out at about 6am, and scott rang me at 9am to see if i wanted to go to skeg.. I haddnt slept, so i told him id go later with someone else. I got up about half past 11 and went ot fetch breakfast cobs for everyone who was in our house – after that it was skeg time!

Skeg was great, although i wish id of had more energy cos i was exhausted all day. The cruise at night was pretty good, but i expected it to be busyer than it actually was.

All in all, a fucking crazy weekend that ended up costing me £100. Oh fuck, ill regret that later! Nope, i regret that already! 😆

I didnt get many pictures at all, mainly becasue i was too busy having an amazing time! And ive never been so tired on a monday morning, even after nearly 9 hours sleep. This is gonna be a long day!

I was stood outside the new house last night, with the smokers – just generally talking and smoking – like you do. And i was looking at a spider web that a tiny little 5pence piece sized spider had made. It had 3 daddy long legs trapped in it, One had wiggled its way right into it, and was well and truely stuck, The other two were kinda half stuck in it.

We watched for a few minutes, and dave thought he would interfere with nature, so he started poking one of the long leg things, to make it wiggle around – causing the spider to react by gettin closer to the bug that was the furthest into its web. It then proceeded to climb on top if it, and wrap it up in some web. Then it looked like it injected it with something, as it almost shrivvled up in front of our eyes.

Meanwhile, the other two bugs that were caught in the web, had some sort of bug brain wave. And started having sex. They thought they were gonna be eaten, so they started having sex! It was unbeliveable! I thought only humans made last minute random desisions to do things – when faced with the end of their lives. But obviously not! What was funny tho, is that the motion of them having sex, actually freed them from the web! So maybe they wernt having sex becasue they thought they were gonna die, but becasue they knew it would free them from the web? Or do things like daddy long legs not actualy think like that??

Who knows..

I do know that it was hilarious! When we looked back at the bug that was well and truely caught up in the web, it was wrapped up in more web, and didnt look too alive.

Nature fascinates me. And even tho i hate spiders, i love how they work and how they carry out such simple tasks like preparing their dinner.

We got our settee, and had the first takeaway sent to the house last night! Was a cool night actually, mason, laura, laura and dave were round.. Few beers, some TV.. nice and chilled 🙂

First Takeaway At House!

Wiggy driving van to fetch settees with me 🙂

The Purple People Eater.. Apparently! 😀

It feels mint to know that no matter what time it is, i can go in my bathroom and have a quick shower. No running baths, no waiting for hot water. Just quick, smple, easy, shower. I fucking love it! At daz’s id always have to wait for him to go in the bath as his job involved him gettin dirty, and hed never think about me and get in the bath as soon as he got home from work (about 5:00pm) he’d always sit mulching for a hour  or two so that by the time he’d sorted himself out it would be like 7pm, and id either not have time or id already of gone out. I guess that was the main problem we had towards the end of my stay at number 9. He in NO way thought about me and what i needed etc. As far as he was concerned i paid him £50 a week for my bedroom. And that was it.

At the new house, i pay more than that, but i have a whole house to use. As does wardo. We dont have rules, just common sence and courtesy. And so far, its going very very well. Me and wiggy go and pick the settee up for the party house tonight so the house, will feel 100% like a home. I cant wait!

Ive been giving serious thought to my future. And what i want out of it. Now i DO want to go travelling, and i WILL go one day. But im not gonna have time to make my other dreams come true of i go when im 25. SO… I think im gonna delay that date for a little while – not for long, maybe a few extra years.. So that i can make some of the things both me personally, and me an dave want to do, become reality.

Basically, i want to own a sneaker shop. I want to sell awesome trainers and clothing. I know mansfield a shit hole, but there is a void – and that void is a missing sneaker shop! I was thinkin how much id like to get a part time job in footlocker or summat, but then thoughts of owning my own shop spring back into my mind and i cant get them out. It would be ideal as i wouldnt have people in all day every day buying trainers, so i could dedicate my time to maxxd thigns whilst sat waiting for my sexy customer to walk thru the door.

Ive said ill regret not going travelling if i fuck about and dont ever go, and i would regret it for the rest of my life. But at the same time i think id regret not owning my own shop too. plus id be stupid to ignore the missing void that is a sneaker shop, in the fluffy town of mansfield.

Hmmm… 🙂

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