Category: My Past

Here is Jimmy. He is the youngest person ever to join the british army. He is 7 years old, and likes “Blowing shit up” – We were not allowed to interview him, so we spoke to his mother who was based in iraq with him. We asked her why he was fighting for our country at such a young age, and why he wasnt out playing with his friends in parks etc. She replied “Jimmy has always been a war-y bastard, and was always facinated with guns. We took him to a army recruitment day so he could see inside an army base, and by the time we left he’d been enrolled into the RHR. We are very proud of him”. We managed to ask jimmy one question, we asked what he thought would happen when he first killed someone, he replied “they would die”

Haha…

Ive had a great weekend, we went ice skating on friday – which was a right laugh. Stu could actually skate which was a total dissapointment as i expected him to be falling over. He could skate really well actually.. I think me and dangerous need to go somewhere else skating next time as sutton really is too small. Later on we all went back to my house and had a mad session of drinking etc. We hit the sack about midnight ISH and then had a nice lie in on saturday morning.

I took my phone to the Carphone warehouse as i think i need my firmware updating, but they told me i had to ring up and they would do it remotley. I rang up, and they said i had to go into the store to do it. Wankers.. I have got to work this morning and my joystick on it has stopped working properly so im rining up later and gona get it replaced. I dont pay my bills to have a none woring phone! Sort it out O2 you bunch of pricks! Has anyone else had a problem with a Nokia N73? Or any new ish nokia? Mine just keeps going REALLY slow! Grrrr
Saturday night was awesome too, nice and chilled and a nice early night – as i had to work on sunday 7:30am to 7:30pm. Work was shit, and even mroe shit than usual as my laptop speakers stopped working so i had to make do with radio 1 for 12 hours! Arggggg! Plus it rained from the start of the shift, to the end.. Sunday night was another chilled one, which in all fairness im beginning to love. I love relaxing with the people i care about around me. 🙂

Oh, and it seems that im now a cock as well as a big ego’d twat. This guy is original isnt he! The first time i read his sorry excuse for a blog, i got the impression that it would start being used to stir shit in my life. I almost forsaw him writing shit on there to send me into a state of paranoia. But you know what, its not gonna work. I will talk to her about the things you have written, but i will believe what she says when she replies. Its called trust, something you obvioulsy have no concept of.

What’s ironic, is that he mentioned that he was suprised that i read his blog. Why? Its on the internet mate, and thats means its freely available for anyone to do whatever they want with – it doesnt help me being an internet whore, and sucking up webpages like a dyson. I read everything… Plus, the only way he could of known i read his – is by reading mine. So, what are your reasons for reading mine? Either your addicted to the words of wisdom i quite often spawn from my overactive imagination, or its so you can keep tabs on whats happening with me and a certain person. What, so are you a stalker now? Can you not move on, face facts, and realise you blew your chances? You had a shot.. two in fact.. Just fuck off and get on with your life now, savvy? Im sure you wont find it hard to pick up the pieces, seeing as you rock so much.. Although i think its only you that thinks you rock.. Or so your blog URL suggests. 😆 😆 😆
Im training the new guy up today, and this is my last proper week at MMX3. After this week, the future’s bright, the future’s maxxd. Holla at ya boy!

Work prevails.. Adios amigos..

Hahaha.. Apparently im a big ego’ed twat. Is that really so? Lets look a bit further into that..

Definitions of ego:

an inflated feeling of pride in your superiority to others

self: your consciousness of your own identity

(psychoanalysis) the conscious mind

So hang on, does this definition mean that ever blogger that writes a blog entry about themselves has a large ego? As a blog is about the life of the person who created? Or do i drone on about me me me and big myself up far too much? Who knows?! I guess its just the incoherant ramblings of a lost soul, trying to claw themselves out of a state of self pity.

Anyway, its nearly the weekend and im so bloody glad about it. This week seems to of dragged on and on and on. I guess its always the same when your waiting for something that you are really looking forward to, time always seems to pick the most inconveniant points in which to slow down.

One more full week here at MMX3, then im down to 3 days a week. Im so looking forward to it! Me and dave have been speaking about how thigns are going to operate, and how we are going to acheive goals and milestones that we’ve layed out. To be honest if thigns go to plan, we shoud only have to work in our 3 days a week jobs for a month, maybe two – then we can leave and pile all our efforts into just the one cause! We have an office, we have everything we need to get things off the ground. We just now need to devote as much time as possible to it and really make a go of things.

Im not looking forward to having to fill out tax returns, in fact im not looking forward to any of the hidden nasties that come with being self employed. But luckily i have a brilliant business partner who isnt number blind (i swear im number blind) who will sort them all out for me. Cheers dave 😉

Im only working sunday this week, as i have requested saturday off – i deserve a lie in me thinks. I have a good reason for having a lie in too, but thats another story.

I am being a teacher this week, and teaching the new guy (adam) how to do my job. I hate teaching..

Sionara.

Yes, today i actuallly had something to do!

A customer had moaned and wanted a canopy replacing, so i had to reprint it. Its not like ive been swamped over with work, but i thas kept me busy most of the day. Me and wiggo had a random jaunt about at lunch time, where we spotted this abortion;

Now i dont want to sound like the barry boys flids who diss all cars that have had anything changed on them at all, but WHY would you do that to a car? Ok, so when this car is finished, and has had a good few extra thousand pounds spent on it, it might look alright. But as it stands right now, it just looks shocking! They are nice cars too as standard (Toyota Paseo)

It was quite an eventfull lunch break, and i was sad to have to come back and sit in this wack office watching stuff print out and tossing it off on the internet. Does anyone else feel like they have seen most of the internet already? I rarely find something new and cool. Its always newer and “upgraded”.

I have bought the first pair of kicks in about a month and a half. Im quite proud of myself as i had got to a stage where i was buying a lot! They are halloween superstars and like quite a few of my recent purchases they are winging their way to me from the US of A.

How cool are they! They cost me nearly £60 tho, but like the pair i bought before these – they are rare and limited edition. Put it this way if you saw someone else wearing these in england, id be shocked! Never mind seeing them for sale in a shop in england!

I had a lovely sleep last night, wasnt the longest sleep ive had but i woke up feeling quite refreshed – which was a relief as the morning before it felt like i haddnt slept a wink! I wont get an early night tongiht, but i might try and hit the sack about 9:30pm on thursday as i have a VERY busy weekend ahead of me 🙂

Hopefully my own personal massuse will sort my back out for me soon, its giving me some right greif. I Should start sitting priopery at my desk, as 10 years slouched in front of a pc cant be good for anyone.

P.s., if you havent seen “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” yet, then watch it! Its quite possibly the funniest film ie watched in AGES! I wwont go into any detail apart from this…

Shake and bake baby!

Woooo!

Again, ive got one of those mental block things where i cant think of anything cool or interesting to write about. I suppose i should just record my day to day goings on, but to be honest its boring and i wouldnt want to send you all to sleep reading about the fact ive just got a drink of hot chocloate, or what im currently doing to waste my days and make myself look busy.

Me and dave are going full steam ahead with our Sales and Marketing company, but we are looking at ways of getting it (and our directory) exposed to the world. We have dugg it, and we have sent out myspace bullitens, but we need more ways of spreading the word. Im trying to figure out how to add banners to the top and bottom of maxxd.com (any php guru’s can help if they wish wink wink 🙂 ) and then maybe banners on other cruise sites.. Id love it of the digg.com link works, as thats a really cool way of exposing things on the internet.

Im really starting to get fuked off with MMX3.. I sit here with fuck all to do, and would get moaned at if they found out i wasnt doing anything. I know that if i tell the boss man tho, he’ll probably find me shit work to do where i get dirty and tired. God i can be such a lazy twat at times.

Now, i dont use the word love very often, in fact, i rarely use it – and when i have in the past i have used it to make my life easier, and lessen the arguments. But im now feeling things that ive not felt before.. I think of a certain someone and i smile, everything shit in my life turns to gold, and like ive said to her – it all feels a bit too good to be true and i keep thinking ill wake up in some coma and it will of all been a dream. If it is, i guess it would explan why i dont dream, or if your in a coma, and your dreaming you are alive and stuff, do you dream in your coma-dream? or have i drank far too much hot chocolate today to the extent its leaked into my brain and causing me to chat complete bollocks?

Ahhhh it feels good to completley talk crap for a few minutes..

This concludes my “im bored as fuck and in a non interesting mood” bullshit blog entry..

Have a nice day

Enjoy the rabbit in a hat with a bat.. or something..