Author: Olly

  • Dog’s and their Untrained Owners

    We have had a dog now for about 3 months, and we both love every minute of it. I love going out for walkies, i love playing with bonnie and her toys and i love snuggling up on the settee with both of my angels.

    What i dont fucking love, is mother fucking pieces of shit dog owners that cant handle their dogs, dont know how to discipline them and DONT CLEAN THEIR SHIT UP!

    I dont want to walk my dog and have to CONSTANTLY tell her to leave huge steaming piles of shit left by the dog in front. We always clean bonnies poo up, i remember a lad in my school got BLINDED because someone kicked some dog shit up into his face. I get so fucking angry. Its so ignorant and disrespectful to other dog owners, as if someone has a new puppy and its on its first walk it can still get ill from other dogs poop.

    I wish i had some kind of power over people, as if i saw them not cleaning their dog shit up i would pick the fucker up myself and throw it at them!

    I know its not the nicest stuff in the world, and it stinks like.. well, like shit! But it takes 3 seconds to pick it up, and if you pick it up in a bag your hands dont smell and once tied you can no longer smell it. If its left, and kicked up in some kids face, they are blinded for LIFE.

    Stop being ignorant fuckers, and CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT!

    Another thing that fucking winds me up is people who’s dogs are uncontrollable. I was out with bonnie, as we do every morning, and we went round the corner onto the field next to my house, and there were two black labs there off the lead. One was old, and one was a lot younger. The younger one was a BIG dog though. Of course, he saw my pretty bonnie chops, and LAUNCHED himself at her. The fucking dozy BINT who owned the black lab was all like “Oh im sorry, hes always like this!” – Is that supposed to make up for the fact he TERRORISED my dog? Does your lame stupid fuckeyed comment make up for the fact your dogs a twat and needs discipline?

    Twats like her shouldn’t be allowed dog’s. And its not cos shes a woman, cos the family at the bottom of our road have a lab called max, and he’s a big fucker, but even if the lady is out by herself she is still able to control him perfectly.. Ok so he gets a bit excited when he see’s bonnie but he doesnt chase her and make her scared.

    I think all dog owners should have to go and do a doggy driving test, and if they cant control their dogs under certain situations then the dogs should be taken off them or be made to wear a muzzle at all times.

    I know dogs play and shit by fighting, but you can tell when its nice fighting and not-nice fighting!

    /end rant

  • My first attempt at ice skating

    Wow, im not sure ice skating is something doggies are meant to do! I was out on my first walk of the day one morning with my dad like we do every morning, and it was like that time there was ice cream on the floor as everything seemed to be white!

     white stuff 1white stuff 2

    My dad found a ded good stick and was throwing it for me (my favourite game by the way) and he kept throwing it onto the puddles but the stick was just lying on the top? It was like the puddle wasn’t water any more? I went over to it carefully, and slowly walked onto the top, and i didn’t sink! Then i stated slipping! It was fun, but scary at the same time!

    I went on one and it broke tho and it turned back to water! I got a wet tummy but i didn’t mind. Got my white paw mucky though which i was NOT happy about! Trust my silly dad to pick a broken puddle!

     danger!!slippy puddle!!

    When we went onto the sandpit – which my dad has started calling the beach? – all the sand was hard too, and cold! I could run faster on it tho cos my feets weren’t sinking in!

    I will be careful in future tho and make dad fetch the stick if it go’s on a slippy puddle again!!

  • My trip to the seas side!

    Sorry for the time off the blog guys, i have been hella busy chewin this bone my dad gave me. I just thought i would post about my amazing day out today! It all started…

    Uncle ol came round the night before, and i just thought it was a normal one of my sleepovers where he comes to play – but when we got up the next day instead of taking him home we packed loads of stuff in the car, and mum said we were going to see the seas side?

    I wasn’t sure what she meant but i kinda got the impression we were going somewhere fun cos uncle ol woke me up at 5:30am with a big grin on his face (i obviously then went and woke mum and dad up straight away 😉 hee hee) Anyway.. We all got in the car and set off to see this cool thing what i didn’t yet understand.

    Boy oh boy was it a long journey! I started to get pretty bored of sitting in the back of the car, but i did sleep for a lot of it so its not all bad. We got to some town and dad said that “we are here!” All i could smell was salt! We got parked up and got out the car near lots of people walking and some blinky blink machines that people was putting money into.. Ok!!

    After mum and uncle ol had been to the toilet we crossed the road.. and there it was! This massive, huge, totally ginormous, SANDPIT! We have one near my house, but its gotta be a lot smaller than this place as it was just MASSIVE! We went onto it and walked down a bit and the sand seemed wet, then i looked a bit further out and i saw a boat!

    me and mum on the sandpit

    I suddenly understood!!! The seas side! As its the side of the sea! I wonder why they put a sand pit next to the seas side? that’s prob what the water was then, the sea splashing over the side and wetting it? Anyway we played in the sand pit for ages it was so much fun! Me dad and uncle ol digged big holes and we buried uncle ol it was ever so funny!

    There was lots of other doggys in the sandpit that i could play with, there was one little doggy that thought he was like, really specail cos he came over and tried to steal my ice cream. But i just moved out his way, he bited me i think but it didnt hurt and dad picked him up and took him away from me. Thanks dad! I could enjoy the bit of ice cream mum had given me now!

    We walked up the beach some more and then went onto the road to get some chips. I wasnt allowed any but dad gave me some treats mm yum yum! My favorite! Then we went on the sandpit again and digged some more holes. Dad found a spade on the beach so we made a massive hole and i kept falling in haha!

    me and uncle ol diggin

    Then after i had my dinner we went to grandmas house to dop uncle ol off and i got to see my best mate keira! We played for a bit then mum and dad got me and we went home. I went to sleep as soon as i got in i was nackered!

    My favourite bit of my morning walks now is when we go on my sandpit and dad throws sticks for me! It reminds me of our day out – i hope we can go there soon again!

  • Formatting my laptop

    I have quite recently purchased some new goodies off eBay to spice my laptop up, and make it more suitable for use in my home office.

    I bought some cool usb speakers, a usb sound card as mine was screwed, and a pcmci USB2.0 card 😀

    But then the problems started to happen.. I think my laptop KNEW i wanted to replace it eventually… or saw these upgrades as a way of me saying “YOu are not good enough!” so the day i got my USB 20.0 card, it shit its self and i needed to reformat it. I managed to get all my data backed up first though, so two days later and i had it back up and running how i wanted it..

    And then.. I got given a new computer! (sods law)  And i had to format that, and rebuild it to my specification! Argg!

    Over the last few days i have come to the following conclusions!

    1. Google browser sync RULES!
    2. Usb2.0 RULES!
    3. Trying to run NINE USB devices off a laptop with only 3 USB ports in the back ISNT a good idea! 😆
    4. Sods law is a mother fucker!

    My new pc is a dell, and its the first time i have not had a toshiba computer since my FIRST ever pc, about ten years ago! Its really cool, has a mint spec, big monitor and means i can now do my graphical work MUCH easier and much more precisely!!

    I have also bought a cool cover for my 2.5 year old N73 as it was totally fucked! It now looks like a brand new phone!

    I will update more tomorrow, as this keyboard is LOUD and people are trying to sleep! 😀