Author: Olly

  • Faked her own CHILD son’s death?!

    When i was recently at my cousins wedding, my cousins brother (who is also my cousin lol) introduced me to his new girlfriend. She seems lovely, and they get on very well – which is awesome considering the shit his ex – the mother of his son and daughter – puts him through.

    I wont go into too much detail as i suppose its his private life, but she has fucked him about let right and centre! And even though they have been split up a while, he is still paying for it (literally).

    Anyway, i went to fetch some overdue sponsor money from my mum, and she enlightened me of the latest development in the scenario. My uncle told my mum to be wary of getting any calls from her, because.. get this..

    She has told all her work colleagues that her SON has died from an asthma attack!

    They have even done a collection for her/him!

    Just to let you know, the child in question is alive and well, and this latest spout of mindless stupidity is surely her taking things a few steps too far?!

    Its one thing to run up debts without telling anyone, then dumping them on people – but LIEING about your sons well being is probably the lowest and most outragous thing i have ever heard anyone to of done.

    If this doesnt sway the courts, then the justice system in this county truely is a pile of dog shit.

  • Getting older isnt what its made up to be!

    Oh deary me! I thought getting older meant that i would get bigger faster and stronger! Well, i am bigger.. and faster.. and loads stronger! But i keep getting a poorly tummy and having accidents in the night. I think its because of all the random things i eat when im having a walk. I ate a load of grass today too, and that has just come back up the wrong way all over the carpet..

    Dad wasn’t amused! 😛

    I think they have got it in their heads that im doing this because i can and cos i want to. I’m not, honest! Its just getting a bit hot for me, and i do eat a bit too much grass, I’ll admit it!

    Here’s a photo Dad took of me after mum threw a stick for me. I love chasing sticks, did i tell you already? Its my favourite thing to do, ever!!

    So yeah, things are going OK apart from the sicks and the poo’s – my new best mate is our next door neighbour who’s name is Ogi, it was supposed to be Yogi but their little kids couldn’t say it, so it became Ogi 🙂 He is a massive St Bernard, and he is ace! He did have a bit of a liking to the back of our garden though, especially when he needed a poo. So dad has put a thing up to stop him getting in. I think he said it was called a fence, but it looks more like some bits of wood to me.

    I still go and see my grandma and keira and ruby and the clan, i love going there as i can play all day with keira and ruby, cos at home dad has to work so i can only play with my toys. I love going down the woods still too, and swimming! Wow how i love swimming! I will show you in another post though!

    Bonnie xx

  • Because advertising is a war!

    Since the dawn of the internet, there has been many quirky ideas for new ways to advertise your business. Million doller homepage was one of them, he had a really clever idea that was sure to both give people exposure, and make him a bucket load of cash.

    Me and dave are working on the next online advertising revolution that will sweep the internet all over the world.

    Because advertising is a war!

    Adwars! – www.Adwars.co.uk

  • Different google results in different places?

    We do a fair bit of SEO work for ourselves and also our clients, so we monitor the search engines and check the positions of our clients in the results when searching for their chosen search terms.

    We do SEO work for Wheelworx and they wanted to be on the front page of google when someone searched for Alloy Wheels. We have found that the sites move on a daily basis, sometimes more than once a day. We have had our client up to position one, then a few weeks later down to position 10.

    I checked it today, and on my computer they were at position 3. I told my business parter to check and they were 5th on his computer. How can this be?

    We both checked the world wise search, and the UK search on google. And both were 3rd on mine, and 5th on his. How can there be such a difference in the results even though he is literally down the road from me?

    It makes it very hard for us to do reports for our clients as we are never sure if when they click on the links in the emails they will see the same results we do!

    Anyone got any ideas how all this can be?