Author: Olly

  • RBS are a bunch of fucking losers

    Bank Charges. I honestly thought i had seen the back of them, i had not received a charge for ages and it felt great! We had a problem with a customer paying us which meant we didnt get paid when we thought we would do, and this meant a few bills of mine got missed and RBS stuck their fucking claws in as soon as they had the chance to..

    £495 charges in ONE MONTH!

    How in fuck’s name is anyone supposed to sort their finances out with banks taking nearly FIVE HUNDRED QUID off you in one month. I barely earn five-fucking -hundred quid a month, and they have taken it off me in charges.

    Apparently the bank charge refund shit has been put on hold until the bank bosses and courts have finished touching children, i did notice the fucking cnuts are still TAKING the charges, they have just put refunding them on hold – funny that isnt it?

    Why anyone needs a court and a bunch of pricks in suits to figure out £495 in ONE MONTH in charges is unlawful. Its fucking criminal and downright fucking scandalous, never mind unlawful!

    I spoke to someone in customer services and managed to get £228 back, im gonna ring my branch tomorrow to see if i can get any more refunded.

    For anyone wanting to ring RBS then their head office/customer relations/support/switchboard phone number is 01315 568 555.

    Im moving all my banking services to HSBC as we have our business banking there and they look after us a little bit better.

    I STRONGLY recommend EVERYONE to move their shit away from RBS – they are going down the panl and they are not taking my money with the,. Their desperate situation has resulted in them being unlawful and total bastards towards their customers.

    Easty shit and die you fucks.

  • Ed Hardy Motorcycle Helmets

    Ive been a fan of bikes longer than cars, and if my mum had not made me do my driving test i would probably have a bike now.  We work closely with a lot of motorbike related companies and one of which has just got these beauties in store!

    This is just one of them, they are KBC helmets that have been doodled on by the famous Ed Hardy clothing designer. His clothes are worn by celebs and cool people and i guess KBC are hoping that it will have the same effect and people will all go out and buy them. I for one think these ed hardy helmets totally rock, and if i manage to get a bike any time soon i will be getting one, no doubt!

  • Make them pass a urine test, before they can claim benefits!

    This was written by a rig worker in North Sea – he makes a lot of sense!

    I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.

    What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test. Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get benefits because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

    Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope.

    Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get benefits? 

    What a totally brilliant idea!