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Work/Technical

Free Motorcycle Helmet Vector AI Illustrator

Adobe Illustrator is something that i haven’t really played around with too much, but whenever i do any logo work or anything like that i always try to use it if i can achieve what i want with my limited knowledge of its features. During a recent project i needed a outline drawing of a […]

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Weblog

PS – Your vagina’s in the sink

A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a virgin, but she’s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it […]

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Weblog

Living in Chesterfield

Yes – that’s not a misprint, I am now a resident of CHESTERFIELD! Gem and I have been looking for a new house for a while as she had to travel far to work every day, and all her mates were so far away so she couldn’t easily (and quickly) go and visit them – […]

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TV & Movies Weblog

I F’kin LoveFilm!

For years and years I have borrowed films off friends or occasionally visited the cinema to enjoy them – but as my love for films grows, as does my respect for the actors, directors and people who work on these awesome movies, so I decided to join LoveFilm. You see the adverts on TV all […]