Author: Olly

  • I’ll probably regret this…

    I had an hour or so to burn last night and I was on my laptop sorting some crypto stuff and tidying up my local backed up files, when I found a page that I had saved from the Wayback machine, it was a page of blogs from 2006 that I posted on here, but when this website was powered by some other software.

    I then realised that since its birth, this website had been made in roughly 4 different operating systems, and I know for a fact I didnt port posts from all of them, so I spent the next hour or so trawling the wayback machine from 2003 to the present day, ensuring all the posts I have ever made since 2003 are on this website.

    Now, I have a few comments missing and possibly one or two posts missing, but I’m pleased to announce that this blog is now an (almost) complete story of my life for the last 15 years.

    Many of the posts from the early days dont exactly read very well, it was very much a “weblog” back in the day, and some of the content is extremely incriminating but you know what – I have nothing to hide, im not ashamed of my past, and for that very reason I am today lifting the paygate that I’ve had on the website for the last few years. My posts are no longer censored.

    0lly.co.uk (or 0lly.uk more recently) for the last 15 years, in pure uncensored glory.

    Enjoy.

  • The Original Tim Westwood Soundboard BBC Radio 1

    Tim Westwood Soundboard

    Tim Westwood Soundboard

    We used to use this Tim Westwood Soundboard all the time, when we won a contract, when we made a website live… then one day, it vanished?!

    I scoured the internet and found a wonderful human who had made a command line Tim Westwood soundboard – very cool. Anyway, he had used the original SWF to get the audio files out of it, so I reached out to him and BLAMMO he had the original SWF! Big shout to Jacob, the big dog!!!

    EDIT: You may need to enable flash on this site to get it to work, in Google Chrome;

    1. To the left of the web address, click the Security Padlock or Info Icon. 
    2. At the bottom, click Site Settings.
    3. In the new tab, to the right of “Flash,” click the Down arrow and choose “Allow”
    4. Come back to this site and reload the page.

    [swf:https://0lly.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/soundboard_nogun.swf 600 500]

    The original Tim Westwood Soundboard was hosted here, but for some reason they took the main SWF down. I will host this soundboard until the end of time, UNDERSTAND THAT!

    Tim Westwood Sound Effects

    Tim Westwood Sayings

    Tim Westwood Klaxon

  • Phone Screen Repairs – New Business Venture

    Ive always had an interest in technology, I played with computers from an early age (1992/1992) and had a mobile phone from the age of 13 onwards. I always played around with the devices I owed, from adding GPS support and the TomTom software to an old Symbian Nokia phone, through to hacking my HTC Desire so it treated an SD card as internal storage therefore making the phone actually usable haha.

    Anyway, I just got on with life but always had an interest in phones, tablets, and general smart/modern technology. Many years after my first phone,  I found that family members and friends were asking me to look at their broken phones and tablets – I always obliged and I found the whole process quite fun actually. This got me thinking… Perhaps even in this day and age, where smartphones and similar tech are considered to be “throwaway” – and in what is actually a reasonably saturated, could I turn this little hobby into a small side business?

    I posted a message on my Facebook asking if anyone had any broken phones that needed fixing – the response was pretty overwhelming to be honest!

    This is just from people who have dropped them off!!

    So it seems I may be able to keep myself busy in the evenings and make some extra cash too! Win win!

    If you need a mobile phone repair in Mansfield, or if you need Screen Repair in Mansfield, then drop me an email or visit my Facebook page 🙂

  • Cryptocurrency has ZERO use in the real world!

    Note: I started this article after a long Cryptocurrency discussion with a friend, but the post ended up being a bit of a ramble so I apologise in advance!

    Clickbait? Perhaps. I dont share the view of the post title but someone said this to me the other day and it got me thinking.

    Were they actually onto something?

    They said;

    Cryptocurrency can never be used in the real world cos the price fluctuates too much. If you sell something and get paid in Cryptocurrency, by the time you cash out it could be worth less!”

    And, to a point, this is a true statement.

    Let’s pretend you sold a car a month or so ago when the price of 1 bitcoin was $18,000, and let’s say you got 1 whole bitcoin for your car. If you kept that as a bitcoin then today your car only sold for $11,325.10.

    You just lost $6,674.90 by doing nothing.

    So can bitcoin or altcoins ever be used in the real world?

    In my opinion, yes.

    I think bitcoin itself has got to a point where it probably cant be used in the real world as a currency, each coin is worth too much and a simple 1% change in its price make a huge difference to people who have invested or mined bitcoin – however I do think that Altcoins can and will be adopted more and more in the real world, as its uncommon for them to SURGE in price like bitcoin did last year.

    Lets take something like the Cryptocurrency Ripple (XRP) – the price at the moment is $1.27 so if you had $5000 and you converted it all to Ripple you would have £6350. If you then got some Cryptocurrency debit card that used your Ripple wallet as a source of funding and you went about your day buying normal things and it deducted it from your Ripple balance, there would be no issue with this and you wouldn’t ever really be out of pocket. In fact, I would imagine most days you’d spend less Ripple on the things you buy as the Value of them increased.

    From the other side, lets say you sell things and only take payment in Ripple. If your supplier uses USD or GBP and you buy on your Cryptocurrency Debit card mentioned earlier, you spend (EG) 10 XRP which at the time of writing this would be worth $12.70. Let’s pretend you resell this item with 20% on top for yourself, so you would need to sell for $15.24 which is (if my maths are correct) 12 XRP.

    So the next day someone buys your item for 12XRP but unfortunately the market has dropped overnight and 1 XRP is now only worth $1.07, suddenly the price you actually sold it for works out at $12.84, which means your profit is 14 cents. You didnt make much but you didnt lose anything, either.

    As I was planning this article out I tried to work though multiple examples of using crypto in the real world and they always end up with this kind of “grey” ending where it’s not ideal but then not the end of the world. As the value of these Altcoins changes every day there will always be fluctuation but as they are low value the fluctuation is minimal – some days you dont make as much and some days you make more – its exactly the same when you are buying or selling internationally though. If you buy stock in dollars and sell in sterling, some days you make more money some days you make less. Thats business.

    As far as I can tell, the only way an Altcoin will fully be accepted and used as a form of payment is if its adopted by an entire community. If a whole community starts doing all trading with a certain currency then what happens outside that community in regards to the value isn’t really important. This is why ICO’s are a big deal and why they are the catalyst for Altcoin acceptance and popularity. There are coins for the gaming industry, for social media creators and for other niches and those coins in those industries will end up doing very well.

    If you’re looking at an Altcoin that promises to be the next best thing and it sell’s itself as just another crypto but its faster and shinier, then it may not end up coming to much. If the Altcoin you are looking at is focused at a specific niche and has been accepted by that niche (or created by it) then chances are it will probably end up doing well.

    And if you’re just not sure, then buy a bit of everything and you won’t go far wrong 🙂

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