Author: Olly

Today, i am a Failure. I have spent the entire morning setting up my bosses new shit hot pc, and migrating everything from his laptop to his pc. I used the windows files and setting transfer wizard, and to be fair its fucking excellent!

I left it chuggin along, whilst i installed all the updates to windows, and withint a few hours it was sorted. It had put the same background image on his desktop as per his laptop, and it had even setup the same screensaver! I was well impressed! Until… ERROR)(*_£”

It just seemed to die. So i rebooted, nothing. It wouldnt even get to the windows xp screen. It just kept giving an error, and telling me to press ctrl, alt delete. I tried that a few times, treid safe mode. Nothing. I took the hard drive out and put it in another pc as a slave to see if i could boot up, and check for errors and viruses. Nope, all it would do was get hot! Very Hot!!

So, a whole mornings work, down the potty. I feel such a faliure tho, cos my boss was really excited about his new pc and now he’s back to square one, and still using his shit old slow laptop.

Ah well, i9ve started configuring another one for him, and were sending the one thats fucked back to pc world. The god damm stinkin hippys! Im currently sat waiting for my boss to come back with a Genuine copy of office XP from pc world, i was having trouble activating the last one, so he said to avoid fucking about, he’d just buy one.

Im a bit annoyed to be fair, as i have a date tonight. Im going to the spa at center parks and having a relaxation night. I fucking need it too after today! I just want to sit down, and do nothing. I cant wait! I should of left by now tho to be fair, i wanted to be out of here by 4pm, but as ive broken my bosses pc, i had to do it all over again im still bloody here!

Im getting my adidas socks delivered tomorrow! Woo! So if any of you need any mens adidas socks, in grey black and white, 3 pairs in a pack, 1 pack for £5! Let me know! I have about 40 odd packs coming, so plenty for everyone! I will get the whole world wearing adidas!

I went to ilkeston to pick my memory card up from the Shitty Link depot last night, and after i found it i walked into their scabby reception and was greeted by Big Pun’s cousin, who sorted me out and told me to take a seat. They brought out a box that you could of fit 4 bags of sugar in, and inside it it contained a memory card the size of.. In fact i dont even know anything that small that i can compare it to! It was STUPIDLY overpackaged, but i guess it was better than it being broken or damaged in some way.

Anyway, i put the card in my phone and it said i could now take over 1300 photos, WOW! I never keep any on there tho, but it means i can put about 150 tracks on it, maybe more! Who needs an ipod!

Im other news, my heart is doing backflips right now. Im so confused right now, well, not confused, its hard to explain the feelings im feeling right now… Lets just say that hopefully they will be out my head by thursday night.

Ive just eaten a mcdonalds cheese burger, and im drinking a lardshake. Not good i know! But sooooo nice! Ive spoken to mark today too, and it looks like i am stopping on 3 days a week at mmx3 – at least until xmas. I guess all that means is i still got a regular wage coming into my bank account, but i will have more time to progress things with dave. As time has always been the key element thats been missing from our little projects. We have decided that Maxxd days are gonna be Thursday to Sunday, and MMX3 days are Monday to Wednesday. I might still have to do some security work at weekends, but not for too much longer i hope.

The weather has turned from random, to wet! For ages now every so often we had a nice blast of sun, or the odd random sunny patch. Now, it rains, rains and is rate windy. nab pointed out that we only seem to have 2 seasons in the UK. “Summer” and Winter. And summer is mearly a few weeks in between the very long winter that seems to haunt us all.

Oh well, if i get my head down for the rest of this year, the few weeks of summer we have will come round faster than you can say..

“Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoc”

This just in! Google and Tesco have officially taken over the world. Without anyone noticing, google and tesco have been quietly buying out every other business on the planet. This week internet giant Google, have purchased Youtube for $1.65Billion, beating Msn, Yahoo and News Corp to the table. Google now own 99% of all internet related businesses, whilst Tesco continue to dominate 90% of all off-line businesses.

Tesco have reported that their profits are reaching $2.21Billion, annually. And they turnover roughly £70 a second, And this figure continues to grow as they dominate more of our world. Tesco now control all petrol, all supermarkets, all schools, all restaurants etc etc etc. We haven’t seen it happening but the takeover is now nearly complete. Fast food giant’s McDonalds today announced;

“We just had to sell our business to Tesco, we tried to compete but after they had bought BK, KFC, subway and slashed the prices, we just couldn’t make a profit”

Google today announced that they are now looking to buy Tesco, so that they not only control al the internet, but they also control everything off the internet. Googles chief spokesman had this to say;

“We do not want to take over the world; we just want to control it. We believe that everybody should be watched over and have their files and personal things searched through, to ensure the security of our great nations. Our recent internet takeover is just the start. The internet will be renamed to the Googlenet, and all other search engines will be shut down and diverted to google. The futures bright, the future belongs to us.”

He then left in a Jetcar and flew to the Bahamas.

Is this the end for the internet?

Is this the end of the world?

Could me and ste possibly of been discussing a more far out topic earlier on today?

No, I think not 😆

I really didn’t think i would be able to get close to another girl for a long time. I didn’t think i could risk putting myself through that kink of heartache again. But i guess i was proven wrong. I got so used to being with my ex, it was as if i had just accepted it, and putting up with her and her shit for the sake of it. But i look back now and i can see how wrong for me she was. I think the problem i had was that she was my first PROPER girlfriend, ever. I was a big mother fucker when i was 16-18. I peaked at 20 stone, and have been relatively big all my life. This meant i had (and still have) no self confidence, and even when i lost a load of weight, in my head I was still that 20 stone fat dude that id always seen myself as.

Even now, after everything ive done and everything ive been through, i still think im that 20 stone guy. I never talk about my weight, or complain that im too heavy, i just think it – and it does drive me crazy. I need to motivate myself and turn what fat i do have, into muscle. Plus i really need to improve my heath, as its slowly getting fucked up. Teddy is training for a marathon. Id love to do one, especially one for charity with my mum or something. Running is a great way to get in shape, as you exercise a multitude of muscles, and it gets the blood pumping round your system. I can just never motivate myself to go out and run!

I guess that compared to some people im not fat, and probably healthier that a lot of people, i just dont feel healthy enough for me. Ill buy some running trainers (ha, any excuse!) and i will really try and get motivated. there is a massive patch of land next to my new house, so i think ill run around that.

Obviously with once being a 20 stone guy, and still thinking that im that 20 stone guy – comes paranoia. And its worse when im around females. I have been seeing a girl who dos seem to like me, and boy is the feeling mutual! I just get so paranoid that she’ll lose interest and go find some pumped up fake tanned ‘roid muncher who looks like he should be on the cover of “Total Fitness” magazine. I may want to be fit, and healthy, but i certainly don’t want to be a “nice boy” with my sun bed advanced member card and david beckham haircut. I cant stand people like that. A tan is fine, but when people look orange because of the amount of shit they slap on their skin, and the amount of time they spend in UV rooms – it just looks stupid. I overreact a lot, and im probably overreacting now – but you cant help the things that float about in your mind, can you?