Author: Olly

  • The cool bit at the beginning of that method man track

    I have a general love for good rap music, not so much of this crap that is released now, but some of the older stuff that was released a few years ago. Im talking the Wu-Tang Clan, Redman, DMX, Cypress Hill.. etc etc.. Red and Meth when they get together too, they flow off each other so well. If you’ve seen the redman cribs, you’ll know that he aint like other rappers 🙂 either that or he’s a fantastic marketing professional! 😉

    Anyway, i blogged the end part from the Wu-Tang track Gravel Pit as it was cool, and it was hard to find so i thought id blog it to keep it in existence. I was listening to another similar track, this one is by Meth and its a self titled track. Here’s the beginning, which i have always laughed at, and seem to remember it being used on a rave track back in the nineties? If anyone knows, then comment 🙂

    “Method Man”
    [Intro Part One: Method Man (album version)]

    Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
    Torture nigga what?
    What?
    I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost,
    with your ass cheeks spread out and shit,
    Right?
    Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour,
    Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like, Tssssssss.
    Yeah, I’ll fuckin, Yeah I’ll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser,
    Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser,
    And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat,
    Ooooohhhh,
    Whassup? BLAOWWW!!
    I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth,
    and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
    I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick,
    off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker,
    I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin, sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you,
    an’ feedin you, an’ feedin you, an’ feedin you….

    For someone who has never heard the track, they’ll probably think im psychotic. Haha.. You have to listen to Meth and the other guy to find it funny.. Hah 🙂

  • The Truth behind the Madeleine McCann Disappearance

    I found this on News Desk Special, and was shocked to think that it could be the truth.

    “A lawyer for one of the so-called Tapas Nine has confirmed to the Spanish newspaper El Mundo that their client would like to speak further to the Portuguese police but feels reluctant to do so because of Gerry and Kate McCann’s powerful political allies.

    The London-based lawyer, speaking anonymously, claims that the client in question wants to “reveal the whole truth” about the McCanns, but is fearful that it will attract the ire of the many politicians and lobby groups who have attached themselves to the case.

    The McCanns’ spokesman Clarence Mitchell has called the report “utter rubbish”, saying all seven of the friends who ate with the McCanns on May 3, the night Madeleine disappeared, share the same lawyer.

    The unnamed lawyer however claims that the friend in question broke ranks and secretly consulted him in September. He repeated allegations to El Mundo that once Madeleine had gone missing in the Algarve resort of Praia da Luz, the police were not called until the parents had discussed the legal ramifications of having left their children alone for the evening.”

    So their4 year old daughter is snatched, or whatever.. and straight away they were more bothered about what people would think of them for leaving their kids unattended, than actually finding their missing daughter.. It makes me sick!

    I hope she’s found soon bless her 🙁

  • The Smallest Wotsit in the World

    Ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you.. The smallest hobbit-like wotsit in the world.

    The bigger one is a normal sized wotsit, and not only was he found to be picking on the smaller dude, he was also found to be using anaboloc steroids, for which he was removed from his packet and eaten.

    The Hobbit wotsit was later found to of committed suicide and, was subsequently eaten as well.

  • Getting Second Life to work on my computer

    I had been informed of second life by a mate of mine a while back, and i had tried to install it then, with no joy. Im using a Toshiba Satellite S1400-203, and its not the newest laptop in the world but it manages to run pretty much anything i throw at it.

    But not second life.

    When i install it, and run it, i get the part at the bottom of the screen to log in, and the top part remains blank, where there should be tree’s and second lifey stuff. At first i just presumed it was something to do with the fact my laptop is gettin on a bit, but then i tried it on my girlfriend brand new Dell Inspiron 1520 laptop, that is running vista and runs anything you throw at it better than most..

    Still wouldnt work.

    After a few google searches, i found that i wasnt the only person having problems getting SL to work on their machines. It appears that even though SL work closely with Intel (the people who make processors and graphics cards and stuff) their game/program is not supported by most Intel graphics cards!

    Whats the deal with that??

    We can run everything fine on that laptop, Sims2 included.. Yet she cant use SL cos the graphics card used by her brand new laptop, isnt supported.

    I wish my blog could reach the people of intel/SL and i wish it would make them recode their application to support all intel chipsets, especially the mobile 965 one 🙂 I just cant understand how something so huge, doesnt support one of the most common forms of modern graphics cards?!

    At least im not the only person in the world that thinks it sucks!