419 Scam Email – $35,000,000,000,000 For FREE!

I have my email set up quite strange, i have gmail accounts through google apps, all feeding to one central gmail account. This means i have spam filter in place at more than one level, which means i hardly get any spam at all now.

This is brill – however i no longer get the awesomely funny 419 scam emails! 🙁

I decided to log into one and have a scan through to make sure there wasn’t any emails that had been spammed that i should of actually received.

And i saw this beauty, which is too good for words.

REF:- INSTRUCTION TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH THE SUM OF (US$35.500,000.00)
This is the second time we are notifying you about this said fund.
After due vetting and evaluation of your Inheritance file which The Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) in conjunction with the Ministry Of
Finance Of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Forwarded and contracted us to see
to your immediate payment of the sum of US$35,500,000.00 from their Offshore
Account with us.

We were meant to understand from our findings that you have been going through
hard ways by paying a lot of charges to see to the release of your fund
(US$35,500,000.00) , which has been delayed. Which has been the handiwork of
some miscreant elements from Nigeria we advice that you stop further
communication with any correspondence from Nigeria.

You don’t have to pay any charges to receive your Contract fund anymore as you
have met up with the whole requirements, your representatives in Nigeria will
tell you to still go ahead with them but on your own risk.

The only thing required from you is to obtain Non-Resident Clearance
Form/Receipt which we are not asking you to pay the fee to us here in United
Kingdom as the Government of Nigeria have paid us for handling/processing of
your payment with other customers.
We will help you to see that you obtain the form so that our bank will affect
immediate transfer of your Inheritance sum (US$35,500,000.00) into your
designated bank account.
Should you follow up our directives, your fund will reflect in your account
within five Bank working days from the day you obtain this form. Do not go
through anybody again but through this Bank if you really want your fund.

Finally, you are advice to forward to this bank your receiving Account. Where
you want this fund to be remitted
.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. LUNAR Owen

Head, Private Banking Section.
Barclays Bank Plc. London