The Smallest Wotsit in the World

Ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you.. The smallest hobbit-like wotsit in the world.

The bigger one is a normal sized wotsit, and not only was he found to be picking on the smaller dude, he was also found to be using anaboloc steroids, for which he was removed from his packet and eaten.

The Hobbit wotsit was later found to of committed suicide and, was subsequently eaten as well.