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  • King Size Rizla Billboard Advert

    A while ago, a friend of mine mentioned to me that when rizla first started their advertising campaign for their new product “The King Size Rizla” they used bill board ad’s that suggested they were “for that special one at the end of the night” etc.

    Many years later it got brought up, so i decided to hunt around on the internet for proof of such an occurance.

    I started with google of course, and tried a few blatant search terms that – if such billboards existed – would definatly find them. No luck. So i wided the search, and just looked for examples of king size rizla adverts full stop.

    I found a few things, most of them about complaints that king size rizla adverts suggested their use was for rolling fat spliffs.

    But, no matter how hard i looked, i found nothing about billboards blatently stating they were made for joints. if you really think about it, their is no use what so ever in the world for king size rizlas, apart from for use with biftahs. Why would they make a red king size, and then a silver one that is jsut that little bit bigger? As if anyone in the world smokes silver king size roll up’s. That would be one yellow finger’d pikey.

    The above image is a photoshop of what it could of looked like. If you know more then post a comment. 🙂

  • Ludacris – Ludachristmas Lyrics

    Ho Ho Ho

    Ludacris has dropped a blinder for this xmas season. He has released a track for the movie Fred Claus and thanks to a kind soul on YouTube i have the lyrics here for you.

    I wish more people would make new xmas songs that dont suck 😆

    Click read more or whatever it says.. 🙂

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  • Search Engine Domination

    Due to the line of work i am in, SEO is very important to me, and i try to apply SEO techniques to any site i own or run with davros. I have always therefore used certain SEO tricks on this blog, in order to dominate google for such terms as “0lly” (with a zero) and “olstar” (without a zero)

    I was just doing a random check, and found that if i searched for 0lly, someone also called 0lly had a blog, and his domain was 0lly.net – Bastard. Why didnt i buy that years ago! The chap seems a little geeky, and could possibly give me a run for my money for that top spot in the search results.

    Ill keep my eye on the situation, but due to the age and vast quantity of data on this blog i dont think ill be knocked off the top. 🙂

  • I Must have this T-Shirt!!

    I must have this T-Shirt! It is quite possibly the greatest T-Shirt ever made!

    I have seen it on TV before, or on a picture or something – and it cracks me up every time i read it!

    Its £14, and available from SumoSam’s – if anyone wants to buy it me, or SumoSam want to give it me for linking to them from here, then post a comment and we’ll sort it 🙂