Author: Olly

  • World Cup 2010 Claiming Online Promotions SCAM!

    This email came to me in a totally different format to most scam emails that grace my inbox. It was actually sent with formatting (different coloured text etc) ad came with a JPG attachment that had today’s date on it – and looked much more professional than most.

    Its blatantly obvious its a scam – here’s some reason why.

    1. Its claiming i have won a Football orientated prize – i hate football and am in no way associated with any football sites, clubs or organisations, so there is no way they could of got my works email account to add to a draw.
    2. Its claiming ive won $2,754,000.00! – Err… In my DREAMS!
    3. The email account it has been sent from is: claimsprize_20@hotmail.com – umm… a company giving out $2.7 million as a prize aint gonna be using hotmail now, are they?
    4. The reply-to address is claimsprocessingdept01@gala.net – gala.net is some Russian bullshit portal.

    It isn’t hard to identify them as scams – just look at some of the points ive covered above and you’ll always be one step ahead.

    Here’s the content of the email they sent to me.

    This is FIFA World Cup Claiming Online Promotions Award Notification, Do Open Attachment File For Details.

    Yours Truly,

    Mrs. Carolyn A. Taylor
    Promotions Manager
    FIFA World Cup Claiming Online Promotions
    Eastern Cape, South Africa
    Copy Right (C) 2010
    (Reg No: 2000/003778/09)

    And here is the attachment I received with it;

    I have of course replied making out to be some kind of retard – lets see what fun we can have with this one.

    I will of course, keep you posted.

  • Tinie Tempah – Pass Out (Lyrics)

    Tinie Tempah is a rapper from south London who has been around for some years but has been churning out  UK grime rap  tracks like “Wifey” – which aint the best track ever made.

    Then late last year he dropped this blinder! Due for release early 2010 this track WILL BE number 1 in the charts. Its a brilliant track, with funny lyrics and an awesome cameo from mr drum and bass right at the end.

    Anyway, we couldn’t find the lyrics anywhere – so we’ve started writing them. If you can help us add more to it then please pipe up!

    And if you are insistent on stealing these for your own site please at least links back to here!!!!

    Tinie’s own blog is located here, maybe he’ll see the pingback and fill in the lyrics for us?

    So here’s what we’ve got (or not got) so far!

    Tinie Tempah – Pass Out Lyrics

    Its ok,
    Im good,
    Lets Go!

    Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
    We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
    Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
    And we can do this until we pass out.

    (so) Let it rain,
    Let it pour away,
    We wont come down,
    Until we hit the ground and pass out!

    Yeah (i) yeah, i’m in charge now,
    I’m a star and i bought my fucking cast out,
    I live a very very very wild lifestyle,
    Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out,
    I used to listen to ‘you don’t wanna bring arms house’
    I got so many clothes i keep’s em in ma aunts house,
    Disturbing London baby we about to branch out,
    Soon ill be the king like Prince Charles Child, Yeah!

    Yeah, yeah and there aint nobody fresher
    Semester to semester, ravin’ with the freshers
    20 light bulbs around my table and my dresser
    ClC Kompressor, just in case that don’t impress her
    Say hello to dexter, say hello to uncle fester
    Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors
    G-Shocks i got a crazy don collection
    Haters, i cant fuckin’ hear your reception

    Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
    We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
    Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
    And we can do this until we pass out.

    (so) Let it rain,
    Let it pour away,
    We wont come down,
    Until we hit the ground and pass out!

    This shit was meant to last me 24 hrs man

    Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour,
    I’m pissed i never got to fly on a concord,
    I bin Southampton but ive never bin to Scunthorpe,
    I’m fucking crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude,

    About to be a bigger star than my mum thought,
    Cos every day i got a groupie at my front door,
    Now I drive past the bus i used to run for,
    Where’s my fucking clap, where’s my encore?

    I walk alone, cos I was born alone,
    I chirps her just for fun, I never ever call her phone,
    I leave her in the club, i never ever walk her home,
    DL the f’kin foundation, im the cornerstone,
    I’m born famous,
    I’m sorta’ known,
    If your son doesn’t,
    I bet your Daughter knows,
    Check out my visual, checkout my audio,
    Extra ordinary, yo, hope you enjoyed the show,

    Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
    We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
    Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
    And we can do this until we pass out.

    (so) Let it rain,
    Let it pour away,
    We wont come down,
    Until we hit the ground and pass out!

    Woh ho, woh ho ho (etc)

    Uh, Look at me i been a cheeky bastard, Man’im,
    Look at all the drama we started, Now’im
    In here layin’ on my back, sayin’ DJ wont ya gimmie one more track

    [insert drum and bass riddims]

    Ill Apologise For Tonight, Tomorrow Morning’ (repeated during d&b)

    (so) Let it rain,
    Let it pour away,
    We wont come down,
    Until we hit the ground and pass out!

    (so) Let it rain,
    Let it pour away,
    We wont come down,
    Until we hit the ground and pass out!

    Pass out (echo)
    Pass out (echo)

    Passs outtttttttt

    Buy Tinie Tempah Pass Out NOW!

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    Thanks to HSB10 for helping me sit through it and work most of the lyrics out.

    Thank you to all the commenter’s who are helping us put together the actual lyrics.

  • Christmas Eve-Eve

    Well, tomorrow is Christmas Eve and i just cant believe how fast it has come round. Thankfully this year i’ve had Gemma to help me with most (well, all) of it apart from the gifts for her of course. She’s sorted everyone’s gifts out, delivered them and sent out cards etc – what would i do without her, eh?

    All that is left now is to tie up loose ends at work and prepare for the office closing down over the holiday period.

    We’re breaking up today, and coming back on the 4th January 2010.

    It feels weird saying 2010. When it was 2009 we could say “oh nine” and when it was 2008 we could say “oh eight” but what about 2010? Do we just say “ten” ? Or do i have to call it “twenty ten?”

    Its all crazy.

    Anyway – this is me signing off – ttfn, see you next year!

  • Lifes too short

    Don’t worry – no one has died.

    I went out last night to the town mill for a DE*10*SHUN drum and bass night – it was epic, however that’s not what this blog post is about.

    I bumped into an old friend who i used to live near when i was growing up, someone  went to school with, someone i used to get on with quite well.

    Over the years i have talked about this friend and the situation that caused us all to end our 20+ year friendship (here, here, here, here and here and probably elsewhere) and despite looking back on this story and regretting some of the things i blogged about (shame i didn’t listen to one of the blog comments from Stu which was written in the same frame of mind I’m in now!) i have for 3 years still felt very bitter about the whole thing.

    I lost some great friends over some T-Shirts!!!!!!

    Anyway, i spoke to this friend for a bit and i wanted him to know how i felt about it all, that i felt awful every time i saw him in passing and that regardless of everything i didn’t want any bad blood between us all. Thankfully he agreed!

    He mentioned that there were things we could of all done (including himself) that could of made that situation different. He said that both of them (another chap was involved) felt the same – that it was all blown up out of proportion and that everyone involved had regrets about their involvement (or lack of it)

    One thing he said that made me feel a bit better about it all, was that certain things have worked out for the better as a result of the whole thing, i’m not sure what has got better for him as a result of it, but i suppose me and dave have gone on to do well and maybe that wouldn’t of happened if this saga had never taken place.

    We parted ways with a handshake, a smile, and (for me) a sense of closure – in parts – to this hefty burden I’ve been carrying for 3 years of my life.

    I hope the other dude involved hears about this and makes some attempt to get in touch. I know things could never be the same, but just knowing that it is finally behind everyone would be a great feeling.

    If you are at war with someone over something stupid, then ring them, get in touch, and make your peace.

    Life’s too short for petty squabbles.