Haha.

Got this beauty a while ago, just found it starred in my inbox.

From: Y gl <sizloto5@outlook.com> (reply-to address the same)

The email contains this golden transcript (was actually a JPG but thankfully the internet has free OCR software available)

From: Ms. Patricia Atkins
Canada National Lottery
1550 Princess Street
Kingston. ON,
Canada,
K761 9E3

Attention: Customer AFRSA660
Ticket Number: A9564 75604545 100
Ref: EAAU8510THI/15
Batch No. Lotto 6/49

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the First Category draws of E-MAIL LOTTERY organized by the Canada and South Africa Government. in conjunction with Lotto Powerball Annual Promotional Draw. We are happy to Inform you that your email address attached to Ticket ft; A9564 75604545 100 drew the Winning it 35 44 24 42 38 with hot ball number (9) Have emerged a winner of a total sum of US5920.000.00(Nine Hundred and Twenty thousand United States Dollars) in cash credited to file MSW.L./9805118307115 this Is from a total cash prize of USS10,1200.000.00 Million Dollars, Million dollars. shared amongst the first One Hundred and-ten 1110) lucky winners in this category Worldwide.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Afro booklet representative office in Africa as indicated in electronic play coupon. Our African agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact our African Agent’s office. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draws system and extracted from over 10,000,000 companies and personal emails. For security reasons, you are advised to keep all your winning information confidential until your claims is processed and your fund remitted to you in whatever manner you deem flt to claim your prize.
To file for your claim, fill the form below and send It to our corresponding payment agent In South Africa immediately you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, and Contact information is as follows;

MANAGER: GRAPHIC TRUST CLAIM AGENCY
Representative Head Office in South Africa
38 Rivonia Road, Johannesburg South Africa
Contact Person: Mr. Kevin Victor
Telephone: +27719923208
Fax: +27865379905
Contact Email: info.cclaimagency@gmail.com
Your Full Name
Address
Nationality
Sex
Age
Phone/Fax.
Occupation
Ticket Number
Winning Number

Yours Sincerely.

Ms. Patricia Atkins (Sec. Zonal Cocoordlnator)

NOTE to confirm that you have the winning number for Tuesday 06, October. 2015 draw. do confirm under.

http://www.lotteryresutts.co.za/powerball

LotteryResults.co.za, 2015 © Lotto Logic LTD All Rights Reserved.

Such an obvious blag, the content of the doc is laughable but the initial email takes the gold medal. These guys fail at failing. They need to quit their day jobs as scamming isn’t for them.

This one was a bit random, but I actually quite admire the approach they have taken as with a bit more refinement they would have the PERFECT scam email!

from: Lance – British Airways Limited <Stein.Lance56@telkomsa.net>

Reply to address the same.

Ok, so the title, the email it was sent from, and the subject of the email DO NOT match. This is pointer number 1 that this is a hoax.

But the content of the email looks fairly official, looks like the standard thing you would get as an order update email. 365 Electrical sounds legit too.

The attachment was;

Another word document with Macros in no doubt. DO NOT OPEN AND RUN MACROS.

And then a few mins later I got this;

Same email but from another email account.

Its worrying as they ARE getting closer to making these untraceable. JUst remember if you get something like this and the attachment is a WORD document or ZIP file or EXE file or something similar, then delete it and move on.

You should only ever get invoices and similar docs in PDF format.

Stay safe, peeps!

–> Meet Simon Macbeth 🙂 <–

My blog has been focused on one or two main subjects recently, so when I got this email it reminded me of how much of an assclown Simon Macbeth was. Another story from another traumatised couple who have been conned, cheated and whose life has been made a misery by the scumbag that is, Simon Macbeth.

Hi I am just messaging you about Simon Macbeth/Naylor what ever this lowlifes name is these days

Using alternative names eh? Simon Naylor, Simon Macbeth, Simon Conman?

me and my X moved into the infamous 343 roundhay road now where do I start …

Oh dear, this already sounds like an ordeal.

Day 2 I received a email saying that we had been making too much noise after 11pm and this was our first warning and we owed £45 for the email he has just sent

So he wanted to charge them £45 for sending an email? Wow, i’d be a multi billionaire!

on the night in question, his then underaged girlfriend, me, my X partner and the other girl who lived down stairs were sat in our room drinking tea

A Peado and also a conartist? Nice.

2 days later I received another letter saying I hadn’t put the correct rubbish in the correct recycling bin and again was getting charged £45

Seriously? I wonder if the £45 is to pay for the fingerprint analysis he must have used to find out that it was your rubbish? Unless he stalks people and watches them throw away their trash? Eww, fetish?

the same day I received my third and final warning for not closing a internal door when I was stood in the wash room and again charges £45

I see a trend here. Do something, get charged £45. Simple business model. Maybe it needs to be simple as I think I read that Simon was a bit of a drongo.

then next day we had gone to visit a friend and approx 2 hours later I received a text saying all my belongings we on roundhay road and we could have our electrical equipment back when we gave him the keys

This guy just gets douchier and douchier. Douchebag.

upon doing so we got back out electrical items to find out he had cut the wires to everything.

Oh lord. This is just childish and stinks of “loser” – he cant have any friends though so he has to entertain himself somehow. Better this than him raping dogs on the local dog park again. Still. Assholish.

We then took the matter to the police/Solicitors and he then claimed my Jewelry and phone were his items that I had stolen luckily I had the receipts for these items.

Wankstain.

Unfortunately because of the money he had already scammed out of me I could no longer keep up the claim thought I would share my experience with you

I hope he walks out in front of your car one day my dear – and that you can seek the revenge that you so deserve.

Simon Macbeth, or Simon Naylor – you sir are one of the biggest assholes I have ever read about.

–> Meet Simon Macbeth 🙂 <–

Ive been very busy at work this week, and my inbox has had 10-20 emails unread in it constantly each day so far. I spotted this one sat in  the list and I was drawn to it as it referred to an invoice and I didn’t recognise the name so wanted to know what it was.

Gmail completely missed the fact it was a scam/spam email – and it didn’t seem alarmed that the email contained a ZIP file attachment :/

The email is from;

from: Patrica Sheppard <SheppardPatrica59@dsldevice.lan>
date: 8 March 2016 at 14:36
subject: FW: Invoice #993057-2016-03

Reply to address was the same, Patrica Sheppard <SheppardPatrica59@dsldevice.lan>

Didn’t open the attachment as it would obviously screw my PC over – but I find it highly alarming that this was allowed to get to my inbox and wasn’t picked up by gmail. Someone less knowledgable would have downloaded it and opened it and if their AV was crap it could have been game over.

Stay safe peeps – even the best spam filters in the world will let you down every once in a while!