Author: Olly

  • The best spam email ever

    I have about 3 million email addresses, ands have to deal with more spam you can think of. This has got to be one of the funniest ever!

    “How do you do?
    When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
    Children’s liberation is the next item on our civil rights shopping list.
    My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have two or three kids and a dog. “

    I dont know WHAT the fuck the point of it was, there was no link, its just another one of them emails that takes the fucking piss and clogs up our shit.

    Fuck you spammin’ mother bitches!

  • Bizzarre Madeleine Mccann Theory

    Ive not blogged about this subject for a while, as to be honest – dispite the fact a little girl is still missing, im just getting a bit tired of it all, aren’t you?

    But after a quick google search to update myself on the current goings-on in the case, i stubmled upon this little gem of information, probably a pile of shit, but i guess you cant rule anything out at this stage, no matter how much it sounds like a movie script..

    “Kate was used to incubate the fertilised egg of a government experimental human clone. The McCann’s were allowed to raise her as their own but the government body was concerned for the welfare of their experiment clone because they found out that the McCann’s were sedating her while they went for drinks at the Tapas Bar. The government sent in a stealth team who snatched Madeleine on the evening of May 3rd which, says my neighbour, would explain why Kate cried out “they’ve taken her” because she knew who ‘they’ were, but then later changed her wording when she realised she had nearly given the game away. The McCann’s don’t appear to be upset because they’re not, they know where Maddie is. Everything Kate and Gerry have said and done since the ‘abduction’ has been a charade to cover up the top secret experiment and the government in turn are protecting the McCann’s to ensure the secret is kept under wraps.

    Hahaha, wow. I guess that would make a decent film! But in regards the truth of it all, i very much doubt  this is anything like the actual story behind what happened to maddy.

    Im sure in time the truth will emerge, until then im sure we’ll hear of more “evidence” found, more suspects, and probably a few more instances where jerry and kate mccan are accused of murdering her, or selling her to the circuis to be used as the human cannanball.

    I doubt ill blog about this again until something really juicy crops up.

    I do hope she’s found OK though, but the further and longer this is all dragged out, the less likely i think that will happen.

  • Mannnnnnnn im pretty!

    It was only yesterday when i proclaimed wiggy to be, the uk’s answer to the big JB.. Johnny bravo!

     

    And then wiggy stumbles upon this gem on wikiquote.org! Its like they’re listening to us…

     

  • Bonnie says hi

    Bonnie says “Wassssuuuuuuuuppp”

    She now has both eyes open, and is attempting to walk a little. She is amazing!