Hit and Run

Ok, it was 3:15am, and my phone rang – waking me up. I answered and a confident voice on the other end told me how he was from the police, and that my car had been in a hit-and-run incident, in the nottingham area. He continued, and read out my number plate to me, incorrectly – i remember him reading the 9 as a G. Anyway, at 3:15am you dont think about that shit, so i was listeneing and replying with the occasional “Err, ok” he then asked me if i could get down to the police station for further questioning. At the time i presumed my car had been stolen, as i had personally not been anywhere near notts in my car for weeks. So i said that to him, and he claimed that a officer would be with me in the next 10 minutes to take me for further questioning. I was to have my licence, and insurance details with me. So i got up, got dressed and went down stairs.

By this time i was quite awake, and started thinking about what had just happened. i couldnt remember him saying his name, or what station he was from. And he read my number plate out incorrectly. Warning lights started to come on, so i took the wheelie bin out, and waited down stairs for 5 minutes. After that i thought screw this, and went back to bed. I have got up this morning, and im quite concerned about it to be honest. So i rang and reported it to the police, and got a incident number. I have also spoken to O2, and based on the circumstances, they are going to provide me with the number from which the person called – as it was withheld.

The only reason im concerned is because they got my address out of me. I dont care what they think they can bring to me, but bringing shit to my house is another story. Luckily we have fittted a big fuck of bolt and padlock onto the back gate, and twinned with the alarm, dead locked front door and double glazing means were pretty secure. Still means some jelous or childish fool has taken the time, to ring me after making up a rather convincing story, to blag information about me, off me. The police said that if it was a direct threat, then they would of come round when they said they were coming, and that i was to not worry. It would be a different fucking story if he’d of got the phone call himself. The fact that someone took so much time, over something like that, worries me. But not too much 😉

At the end of the day, the cops told me to ring them back if i was successfull in getting the phone numebr off of O2, and that they would pursue it for me. Claiming to be a police officer, when your not, appears to be a raw nerve with them. in fact, they insisted that i call back if i was successfull in gettin the number. Id love to see the persons face when the police actually ring them and ask them to come down to the station. haha, payback bitch!

Oh, the copper did run my number plate through the system, and it didnt bring anything up. So either its been recorded incorrectly, or it was a hoax. Either way ill find out thursday. I have ONE idea as to who it is.. Its the only person i can think of who doesnt know where i live, and would benefit from knowing. If it is you, then im gona come down on you like a ton of fucking bricks. Ive wanted an excuse for smashing you the fuck up, and it looks like you just gave me one. Prick.

Roll on thurday.